Things that annoy you (13 Viewers)

skybluedan

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My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t
 

skybluedan

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Adverts in general. On the rare occassion I can find something worth watching on TV it feels like there's a break every 5 damn minutes. It seems all the channels I watch are synchronised to have adverts on at the same time so if I flick channels during ad breaks all I can find is more adverts. Half of my Facebook feed seems to be adverts and I've just been watching some Alice In Chain videos on Youtube and got a bloody advert for the latest Miley Cyrus video pop up on screen. WTF

Oohhh Miley I'd of probably got a wank in
 

richnrg

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everyone on radio 'phone-ins', but especially those with cockney accents that say they are Liverpool/Manure supporters, and then say 'we' when describing what Liverpool/Manure should do/have done. FFS! You're from London you cunts. If you want to be a glory supporter then pick Chelsea, Spuds or the Arse. "Wenkers"!
 

Terry Gibson's perm

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My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t

Congratulations to you and mrs Dan (hopefully) time for snip snip after this it's a doddle
 

vow

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My cock really annoys me the little prick , for once again getting me in the shit, hahaha well not shit otherwise I would not be going to be a dad again at 41 , So fuck you dick you c**t
Congrats dan! (I think?)
 

dutchman

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So when is the Stork due to pay you a visit Dan? :emoji_smiley:
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Terry Gibson's perm

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I was thinking that mate , scares the shit out of me,dare not watch a YouTube in case it puts me right off

Don't bother watching it, I was scared shitless but a bit of cream then injection, we had a chat while he was doing it and I said to him when are you going to start and he said just about to finish, bit of swelling after. The worst bit was having to go back in to give the samples as everybody knows why you are there and I felt sorry for the people who were sitting waiting to see the fertility doctor who must think bloody show off.
 

skyblueinBaku

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I was thinking that mate , scares the shit out of me,dare not watch a YouTube in case it puts me right off
I had the snip years ago, Dan. It's a doddle with just a bit of discomfort for a few hours afterwards. Like TGP, I was chatting to the surgeon during the op and didn't realise he had finished while we were nattering.
 

skybluedan

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Ordered a take away and it's saying up to two hours for delivery, up yours the seafish cafe
And if your fishburger wasn't so good I'd say fuck you
 

skybluedan

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Me fuckin mother for letting me believe that there was a a magical farm where all my dogs went to chase after the horses in the field, and all along they were just dead
 

richnrg

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when commentators/anal-ists say "...and he used hardly any backlift" instead of using the correct term, "he toe-poked' it.
 

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