Unofficial and 100% ( honest guv) facts about Gus Hamer thread (1 Viewer)

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

1 The bogeyman checks under his bed for Gus hamer

2 Chuck Norris is scared of gus hamer

3 Gus hamer doesn’t sleep he waits

4 Hamer shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

5 Hamer doesn’t do press ups he does push downs

Feel free to add your own I’m a few cans in

 

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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

6 Hamer uses pepper spray to season his steak ( which he eats raw )

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

7 Roy Keane backed out of a 50/50 tackle with Gus Hamer



Hamer was 12 at the time

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

8 Hamer built the maternity ward he was born in

 

[Johhny Blue]

He has a kitten named “ Fuzzy”

 

[Otis]

Looking at his face, you can tell he was a cheeky little monkey as a kid, who would eat lots of his pic and mix before he got to the till to keep the weight down.

He also used to trip kids up in school corridors.

 

[mrtrench]

Gus is a massive fan of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' and has memorised the script to his favourite 10 episodes.

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

When Gus Hamer does his monthly big shop he refuses to use a trolley and instead carries five baskets in each hand.

 

[jamboy]

Lives next door to my 2nd cousin, has formed a bubble so they can walk their dogs together and had him round for Christmas dinner. That’s all true, have I got the hang of this?

 

[Greggs]

Will fuck off as soon as we're relegated

 

[skyblue1991]

Hamer lost his virginity before his dad did

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[Covkid1968#]

Gus Hamer always insists on doing sit ups with his missus sitting on his face

 

[Otis]

He uses steal toe capped boots as slippers to help strengthen his leg muscles and eats crisps without even opening the packets.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

When he was born he two footed the doctor and drove his mum home

 

[bawtryneal]

He told Fisher to walk his own f'ing dog !!

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

He doesn’t stop to check the time, time stops until he wants to look

 

[Briles]

Death once had a near-Gus Hamer- experience.

 

[Otis]

When he was born he two footed the doctor and drove his mum home

And he refused to be an embryo and just popped straight out the womb fully kitted and in football boots.

 

[Frank Sidebottom]

Gus Hamer kidnapped Gary Lineker after Walkers rejected his suggestion for egg flavoured crisps.

 

[bawtryneal]

He told Grendel that he thought Biamou was a Championship player.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

He doesn’t shave. He punches the bristles in to his face and bites them off from the inside.

 

[Barnsley]

Gus is a massive fan of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' and has memorised the script to his favourite 10 episodes.

I don’t know what to believe, I got told that he bought a deep sea divers watch, for a pony, off a bloke in a boozer car park in south London from the back of a crappy old three wheeled van, and that he treasures it that much he’ll never leave it unattended.

 

[robbiethemole]

I don’t know what to believe, I got told that he bought a deep sea divers watch, for a pony, off a bloke in a boozer car park in south London from the back of a crappy old three wheeled van, and that he treasures it that much he’ll never leave it unattended.

Now come on Barnsleh, tha’s just being silly lad

 

[Barnsley]

Now come on Barnsleh, tha’s just being silly lad

Barnsleh ?. Are you a Dee Darr ?.

 

[baldy]

I don’t know what to believe, I got told that he bought a deep sea divers watch, for a pony, off a bloke in a boozer car park in south London from the back of a crappy old three wheeled van, and that he treasures it that much he’ll never leave it unattended.

Again,on here commenting on a thread about one of our players...weird

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Hamer has 4 weapons of mass destruction, his arm and his legs

 

[Otis]

He stopped the rain once with a stare.

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

When Gus wanted to propose to his missus he walked to Somalia and dug up a diamond with his teeth.

 

[stupot07]

Gus doesn't wear clothes, clothes wear Gus

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[stupot07]

Gus has never stopped at a red light, they always turn green out if fear when he approaches them

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[Saddlebrains]

I dont think he's as good as some think

 

[Otis]

Gus yawned once and Bedworth Town centre collapsed to the ground. He passed wind and a Boeng 747 went down in the Himalayas.

 

[Otis]

I dont think he's as good as some think

That's a crap fact.

 

[stupot07]

I dont think he's as good as some think

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[Saddlebrains]

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No I'm well aware of what this thread is getting at I'm not a retard.

I'm just saying , i don't think he's the second coming of Xavi like everyone seems to think