While the brothers are fighting... (1 Viewer)

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars (Oscar Wilde)

Wax on. Wax Off.

Tunes help you breath more easily.

If theres grass on the wicket its ready for play

If you're drunk don't drive, don't even putt. (Dean Martin)

time flies like knives,
& fruit flies like bananas

Maybe you are born with it..



Maybe it's Maybelline.

whip it in,
whip it out
and wipe it.

two turkeys does not an eagle make

i'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

A man with a dirty arse should not moan about the the state of the shit house.

If you can't fight. wear a big hat.

Actually, I quite like the idea of a big sombrero party protest at the Ricoh, away at M K Dons - wherever. Get some attention and have the craic at the same time!

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

"We started badly then fell away" - Joe Mercer on a CCFC performance

Many a mickle makes a muckle

Confucious say 'beware of delicatessen owner, him speak with boiled tongue'

Captain Dart said:

In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

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But in the kingdom of the bland it's 9 o'clock on ITV.

Never trust a man in green trousers

Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

Never trust a man with a beard.




Or a woman in that case!

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

like a blind man in a dark room looking for the black cat that isn't there

Guns for show
Knives for a pro

Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must remain silent.

it's not the cough that carries you off, its the coffin they carry you off in .

A flashing indicator light only tells you one thing for certain,
The bulb works.

Two sheds are better than one

Golf sale.

Deja vu

Ricketts said:

Deja vu

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Didn't you say that earlier?

You better wake up, cos I need a man!

Two in the pink, one in the stink



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covcity4life said:

You better wake up, cos I need a man!

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Shape up*

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skyblue1991 said:

Shape up*

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Fucked it