Divine help? (1 Viewer)

I like a good prayer and fair play. If only Jesus came to Coventry I would hide up a tree and he would tell me to get down and follow him to Highfield Rd and I would hand out pies and wine to us City fans with fook all money.
Shame really as Coventry town centre is full of Romanian beggars and fookers who are lazy cunts who take our great country as a free for all food bank.
Blessed are those who believe but havent seen me.
Now wheres my bottle of beer............

christonabike said:

I like a good prayer and fair play. If only Jesus came to Coventry I would hide up a tree and he would tell me to get down and follow him to Highfield Rd and I would hand out pies and wine to us City fans with fook all money.
Shame really as Coventry town centre is full of Romanian beggars and fookers who are lazy cunts who take our great country as a free for all food bank.
Blessed are those who believe but havent seen me.
Now wheres my bottle of beer............

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Your 10th bottle of beer you mean?

bigi prays before and after the game. We keep losing, so I would say Jesus isn't a CCFC fan.

Bigi prays before every game, its not worked so far.

Just off to Midnight Mass. I have it on good authority that the Lord Russell will be watching over us and working on miracles, Turing defence into attack and changing the 10 commandments into a 442 tablet formation. Bovril into Guinness is not exclusive to Wasps.
Fishers into arseholes has already happened, so thank you baby Jesus! Just waiting for 3 wise men with plenty of gold (f**k the frankensense and myrh) so swoop in and save us.
Thank you and Joy to all men, but I'll go first.

When I was a kid I prayed every night for six months for a new bike, but I never got one.

Then I realised that God doesn't work like that. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

chiefdave said:

Bigi prays before every game, its not worked so far.

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He's religious though.

I find when religious people pray it doesn't work.

Might be a better idea to do it as an Atheist.

What's he praying for a pass to get where it's supposed to go.

With the thousands of entities out there claiming to be the one true God, I am wondering if the prayer request is going to the right place.

Or if anyone's listening at all.

christonabike said:

I like a good prayer and fair play. If only Jesus came to Coventry I would hide up a tree and he would tell me to get down and follow him to Highfield Rd and I would hand out pies and wine to us City fans with fook all money.
Shame really as Coventry town centre is full of Romanian beggars and fookers who are lazy cunts who take our great country as a free for all food bank.
Blessed are those who believe but havent seen me.
Now wheres my bottle of beer............

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Dont forget the WASPS in City Centre with their reindeers sponsored by the City Council

Coventry city centre and Wasps team up to spread Christmas cheer

oldfiver said:

Dont forget the WASPS in City Centre with their reindeers sponsored by the City Council

Coventry city centre and Wasps team up to spread Christmas cheer

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Shame the football club has never been given the same level of support by the council and the local rag.

Sick Boy said:

Shame the football club has never been such level of support by the council and the local rag.

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Nor the local rugby club who are less than a mile away
Also what they do not say is the Coventry BID is funded by the city centre shop keepers by compulsory charges so why should they fund blatant free publicity for WASPS?

NorthernWisdom said:

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SISU have sold the SOUL of CCFC to the DEVIL :vamp:

GOD save us all, that's if there is a GOD :angelic: