WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN TAKING A SHIT? (1 Viewer)

Bob Bones

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HOW DO YOU PASS THE TIME WHILE SHITTING?

ANIMAL PORN FOR ME
 

Otis

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HOW DO YOU PASS THE TIME WHILE SHITTING?

ANIMAL PORN FOR ME
I try and guess whether it will look like Ann Widdecombe or Dale Winton upon completion.

Give myself a high five if I guess correctly.

Of course sometimes it just comes out like Winston Churchill or Lulu and then I am stumped.

If I manage a really good one I will take a photo and put it up on Facebook.
 

Houchens Head

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Squeeze the pimples on me knees and thighs!
 

richnrg

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i dip my (usually the right) hand in warm/hot water.
I've been training myself for years to associate dipping my right hand in water with having a dump. It now comes in really handy if I've got a night out planned and can feel a shit developing but not quite ready to drop. If I'm in a hurry I just run a basin full of hot water, drop my trousers, pop my hand in the basin, and hey presto, it's poo-poo time!

(I have to be careful never to do the washing up however.)
 

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