Transfer Rumour Former player in talks with us! - Courtney Baker Richardson (3 Viewers)

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JulianDarbyFTW

JulianDarbyFTW

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Alkhen said:
Ha not heard that in years but I recon we had a different variation in the west country...
The version I learn was:

Do Your ears hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier?
Do your ears. hang. low?
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The Rik Mayall version was:

Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling
When they're dangling from the ceiling?
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.
 
oucho

oucho

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stevefloyd said:
I get shudders thing about other people thinking about thinking of that name
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He was fucking crap, let's face it. Like a parks player. He would be 1st on my teamsheet of "Worst CCFC XI" all day long.

Stephen Elliot?
 
Liquid Gold

Liquid Gold

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stevefloyd said:
I get shudders thing about other people thinking about thinking of that name
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IrishSkyBlue

IrishSkyBlue

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Its mifsud, they couldnt afford to fly him with easyjet or ryanair hes on a horse and cart will be ready for us by start next season!
 
oucho

oucho

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IrishSkyBlue said:
Its mifsud, they couldnt afford to fly him with easyjet or ryanair hes on a horse and cart will be ready for us by start next season!
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The horse and cart will probably be a more effective strike pairing than last season's forward line, to be fair.
 
Polar

Polar

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jordan210 said:
Im just going to name random former strikers/fowards on the hope I might get it right.

Shaun Miller
Cuba Akpom
Mathieu Manset
Nathan Delfouneso
Stephen Elliott
Michael Mifsud
Clinton Morrison
Kevin Kyle
Robbie Simpson
Stern John
Dele Adebola
Frank Nouble
Lateef Elford-Alliyu
Simeon Jackson
Nick Proschwitz
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Oh god...there's some good strikers in there but also some terrible ones that I had just managed to forget.
 
IrishSkyBlue

IrishSkyBlue

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oucho said:
The horse and cart will probably be a more effective strike pairing than last season's forward line, to be fair.
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true the cart can hold up the ball and the horse can zidane over it and back heel it into the goal i can just iamgien the jersey sales and name on the back, horse & cart 99!
 
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SkyBlueScottie

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JulianDarbyFTW said:
The Rik Mayall version was:

Do your balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling
When they're dangling from the ceiling?
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.
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Therefore, the definitive version.
 
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Happy_Martian

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Julian Darby ? David Rennie ?
 
Polar

Polar

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I think I've cracked it....

Mathieu Manset recently had a run of 12 goalless games for League Two Outfit Cheltenham town. Cheltenham are known as 'the Robins'.

Bonjour, Mathieu!
 
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robbiethemole

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Alkhen said:
Ha not heard that in years but I recon we had a different variation in the west country...
The version I learn was:

Do Your ears hang low?
Do they dangle to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier?
Do your ears. hang. low?
Click to expand...
sustitute balls for ears and that's the proper version
 
Liquid Gold

Liquid Gold

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oooooo I've fucking cracked it. I know what it is!!!!

It doesn't say he is in talks to sign for us, he may be in talks to buy us....

I take your shit ex players and raise you...

SAM ALLARDYCE!!!!
 
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