Things That Don't Annoy You :-) (1 Viewer)

Might get some stick for this, but here goes....My Wife doesn't annoy me, so there.

My daughters laugh

Finding out at midday on Sunday that your grown up daughters and their husbands have invited themselves for Sunday lunch.


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vow said:

Might get some stick for this, but here goes....My Wife doesn't annoy me, so there.

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Bully for you, but she as sure hell irks me. Maybe it's good cop bad cop and you get the good cop.

vow said:

Might get some stick for this, but here goes....My Wife doesn't annoy me, so there.

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I take it you haven't seen her for a few years.

I have to say that sometimes my missus doesn't annoy me.

She's out of the house until around lunchtime every day and it's during those times that she's out that doesn't at all annoy me.

BLOWJOBS

talking of wives, Otis, I take my wife everywhere.

Problem is, she keeps finding her way back :dead:

Ring Of Steel said:

BLOWJOBS

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Who do you give them to?

Your dad

Ring Of Steel said:

Your dad

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Do you like the taste of ashes?

Never met him

Astute said:

Who do you give them to?

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Ring Of Steel said:

Your dad

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Astute said:

Do you like the taste of ashes?

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Well that escalated quickly

what do you mean?

Ring Of Steel said:

what do you mean?

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Just joking

keep it that way

Scratch my earlier post, new members don't annoy me

there seem to be quite a few members on here

Don't get on that list

I quite like the square toe shoes my missus has just bought, they help her stand much closer to the sink.

Ranjit Bhurpa said:

I quite like the square toe shoes my missus has just bought, they help her stand much closer to the sink.

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Wahey!

For those of you familiar with Gresty Road, just round the corner there is a very nice Indian restaurant called A Passage to India.
I always have a little chuckle when the missus asks in all innocence if I'd like to take her up The Passage on Saturday night.

mechaishida said:

People with strange names, that appear on those official letters from HM Revenue or the council.
Example:
Yours sincerely,
Mr Robin Staines-Browne. BA etc
<snip>.

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Would have been a lot worse if it had been Browne-Staines.

mechaishida said:

I instantly read 'Browne-Staines' a few times on the letter, initially. It's a processing error in the frontal lobes, methinks.

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Much like a letter signed by Mark Skids I guess?

Ranjit Bhurpa said:

Much like a letter signed by Mark Skids I guess?

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Or Mary Hinge.

Astute said:

Or Mary Hinge.

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Lol I'm sure there is/was a racehorse named Mary Hinge. Imagine Peter O'Sullevan calling that one home.

The sound of gentle rain when sleeping in a tent. Best sleep ever.

Weed porn bacon and chips they really don't annoy me

Bumberclart said:

Waking up naturally (no alarm or kids being irritating) and having half an hour to 'come round' at my own pace.

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Half hour to come round ? We are talking about wanking right

skybluedan said:

Weed porn bacon and chips they really don't annoy me

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Otherwise known as sky blue dans average day.

When we win and the egg chasers get beaten.

Terry Gibson's perm said:

Otherwise known as sky blue dans average day.

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Hahaha true dat