Fancy naming your child Emergency Caesarian?!
That said, I took my dog to the vets a couple of days ago, when a couple came in with a cat (luckily for it - in a cage). The girl on the desk said to them 'This must be Mr Pork Pie?' To say I stifled a guffaw would be an understatement !
I've just seen on their forum that Sorba Thomas is out for them (assume a suspension? Great news for us, as he's quality at set pieces. Big miss for them.
If he owned the club, I presume he could set up charges / withdraw funds at his behest. If you owned your own company, I presume you could award yourself all sorts of payments, bonuses etc, provided they were reported correctly.
He just leeched money from Newcastle every year - using them as a cash cow - whilst never letting their club have a real go at anything. Clever businessman, who really wouldn't give a sh&t about our club.
Re: Coventry City
"It is a tough game," said Fernandes. "I see some of their games because my chef at home is a Sunderland fan, so I get to see some Championship games sometimes with him at home.
Any of our players have their own chef, do we think?
Perhaps Mick Quinn in the past?
Edit...
I'm just excited that it will be City v Man Utd (at Wembley)
These are the days that you savour as a fan, plus should help set us up for next season, when trying to recruit (both from a financial and status perspective). Looking forward to the day - going to be an unreal atmosphere (both sets of...