2 dreams in 3 nights! (1 Viewer)

[poet]

It seems I just can't get Monday's game out of my mind.

On Thursday night, I dreamt we beat Bristol 1-0 with Bigi getting his first goal, stunning.

Last night, however, was a different story. I took my seat at Ashton Gate and watched a fairly even 70 minutes of football. On 70 minutes we were about to score in a goal-line scramble but then a goal-flash (similar to ones in Football Manager) popped up and told it it was actually Swansea (?!) who had gone 1-0 up against somebody or other. I was then back in my seat at the ground and, to my horror, Bristol had gone 1 up and the game ended that way.

Monday can't come soon enough, it's all too much for my head to take!

 

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[Otis]

That's nothing.

Last night I dreamt we were just about to take a penalty and a rhino in pyjamas ran on to the field and stole the ball and President Sarkozy put his head in his hands and shouted "triple shit" while a skiffle group sat at the back of the stands playing Lonnie Donegan songs in the nude.



Just so glad it was one of my more normal dreams for a change.

 

[Houchens Head]

I usually dream of having sex!

 

[Otis]

Not with a rhino in pyjamas I hope.

 

[Houchens Head]

The rhino WAS female Otis! What d'ya think I am? Gay?

 

[Otis]

Glad you checked the genitalia before you mounted.

 

[Houchens Head]

She told me she was feeling "horny"!!

 

[Otis]

Well that's one plus point of course, but on the downside was her skin all leathery?

 

[rob9872]

That's nothing.

Last night I dreamt we were just about to take a penalty and a rhino in pyjamas ran on to the field and stole the ball and President Sarkozy put his head in his hands and shouted "triple shit" while a skiffle group sat at the back of the stands playing Lonnie Donegan songs in the nude.



Just so glad it was one of my more normal dreams for a change.

Spooky. Had exactly the same so it must be true

 

[musicmanskyblue]

That's nothing.

Last night I dreamt we were just about to take a penalty and a rhino in pyjamas ran on to the field and stole the ball and President Sarkozy put his head in his hands and shouted "triple shit" while a skiffle group sat at the back of the stands playing Lonnie Donegan songs in the nude.



Just so glad it was one of my more normal dreams for a change.

Can't see us getting a penalty TBH...