Get a grip! (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

In the Metro today, story about a Santa at a grotto that told a family of 3 children that Santa didn't exist.

'He whispered in the ear of the eldest, ten year old Ryan Kennett, who ran out sobbing to his mother, Wendy.'

Apparently he also talked to the children about the Sandy Hook massacre.

Now okay, that last one in particular is a lot less than impressive, but a ten year old crying because he thinks Santa still exists. My daughter has known the truth since she was 4. Bet this kid must have got terribly teased at school over this. 10 years old and still believing in Santa. :facepalm:

Worse of all in this story and what really pricked my attention was that the mum called the event, 'the worst day of my life.'

All I can say is, if that is the worse day of her life I want her life.

 

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[Brighton Sky Blue]

So he's not real?

 

[Otis]

Yes, course he is. I told you. A ten year old boy and his name's Ryan. If there was no boy there would be no story! :facepalm:

 

[Nick]

The rock is the tooth fairy!

 

[elephanttears]

Ever seen the film Bad Santa, quality.

I have always though the sitting on Santa's knee while he has a raging hard on as a very weird thing to do.

 

[Astute]

All I can say is, if that is the worse day of her life I want her life.

So you want to be a woman

That makes sense. You moan like one

 

[Otis]

What the fook are you talking about?





And have you put the bathroom towel straight?

 

[Astute]

No. I have a wife to do that sort of thing.

 

[blueflint]

No. I have a wife to do that sort of thing.

did you do the dishes and the ironing then pet