Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?
just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !
just not sure what to say but i spat my tea out when i read it !
If anybody is having lady trouble this is the answer apparently for £58 (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter Mcbean
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I did. I’m still confused.
Ms Paltrow sure loves her vagina though, that’s clear.
Might start developing my own nob cheese one... :emoji_thinking:
I can easily replicate the scent at home by putting an open can of sardines atop my living room radiator.
I was going with Shmmeeese
Did she just misunderstand when someone suggested she get her lady parts waxed?
I've heard those blessed with a 'good nose' can pick up a hint of Chris Martin on the exhale.
In order to develop a candle that smells like her vagina wouldn't a perfumier have to spend quite a lot of time sampling the smell?
mrtrench
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I was disgusted and outraged yesterday to discover that Marks and Spencer are selling scented candles that smell of my cock. This is an outrageous invasion of my privacy - how did they know that I douse my member in vanilla essence?
If you're having lady trouble I feel bad for you son
This candle smells of fannies and it costs a ton
This candle smells of fannies and it costs a ton
just wondering what planet she is on - not looked at the labelling but it could be in the food hall under badly packed kebab
She should just save on costs for candle production and just flog her used knicks!
There's nowt unique about that Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Every candle in our house smells like my old woman's fanny.
So, Gwyneth Paltrow is making vagina scented candles now...
Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?
Presumably because since Chris Martin left, she misses the smell of a c**t around the house?
She’s big on healthy lifestyle... so I’m thinking a nice clean smell that’s easy on the nose and the pallet. Very much the opposite of those girls I used to end up with after a night up the Irish Centre or Carey’s back in the day
I met him once .... seemed a nice chap..... it was his pre c**nt smelling days if I recall. His music is bland sing along shite....
That’s a gift to any Marketing specialists out there....if there was ever a candle brand waiting to be launched it’s got to be .... My old woman’s fanny scented candles
So that's why you say she gets on everyone's wick! I always thought it was a tampon in my missus' - I know better now.
Is Elton John about to re-release that song again. Candle in the Minge.