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[ccfcchris]

Ah well....there goes my early night...
When it comes to having sex my wife is quite imaginative..

It's a difference excuse every time...

even bought her some lingerie in a size 20....

she said... 'Are you taking the Mick with this size?'

I said 'No, it's meant to be tight'

 

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[pastythegreat]

ITV replied to my application form on behalf of my wife, It read.

'Thank you for your recent application for our new show to be aired in 2017, but it seems as though there has been a little bit of confusion. The title of the programme is "Fact Hunt"!!'

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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't matter they never get the house