'yes boss it's monday morning and i'm smiling again you manu supporting glory hunting twat' and 'yes boss i'm quite prepared to listen to you endlessly talk shit about everything and still ne happy'
Boss: 'Justin why the improvement in attitude'?
Me: CCFC
Monday lunchtime
Boss: 'Why suddenly so glum, Justin?'
You: 'We've just gone into administration.'
Me: you're welcome to her mate