Oh This Is Shit (1 Viewer)

[Juan Kerr]

Imagine you are so sad that you have no people skills, friends or prospects in life, you spend your life pretending to be somebody you're not, (like Tommy Atkins did), would you let others know you're scraping the barrel and forced to buy a mail order bride? Ting Tong may not be much to look at but she sucks like a Henry, especially on payday.

 

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[Skybluefaz]

Imagine you are so sad that you have no people skills, friends or prospects in life, you spend your life pretending to be somebody you're not, (like Tommy Atkins did), would you let others know you're scraping the barrel and forced to buy a mail order bride? Ting Tong may not be much to look at but she sucks like a Henry, especially on payday.

Who knew the famous DJ Pete Tong was a Cov fan. Great stuff Pete.

 

[dutchman]

Who knew the famous DJ Pete Tong was a Cov fan. Great stuff Pete.

Thank you for translating that for us Skybluefaz, I didn't have a clue what the original poster was on about!

 

[the rumpo kid]

is there somthing your trying to get off your chest juan ?

 

[Covkid1968#]

WTF!!!!

 

[hill83]

 

[KG7]

Imagine you are so sad that you have no people skills, friends or prospects in life, you spend your life pretending to be somebody you're not, (like Tommy Atkins did), would you let others know you're scraping the barrel and forced to buy a mail order bride? Ting Tong may not be much to look at but she sucks like a Henry, especially on payday.

Who's Tommy Atkins?


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[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Who's Tommy Atkins?


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....and also who's Ting Tong, or is it rhyming slang ?

 

[SkyBlueSid]

....and also who's Ting Tong, or is it rhyming slang ?

From Little Britain. "Ting Tong really Tong Ting....."

 

[LastGarrison]

Ting tong means crazy in Thai.

 

[stevefloyd]

Surreal post

 

[LastGarrison]

Very well written though considering how off his nut he must have been.

It's all about Russian brides rather than Thai ones now anyway, everyone knows that.

 

[Generally Midfield]

Makes as much sense as some of the posts on here yesterday!

 

[sylus]

OK.......

 

[clint van damme]

HAHA!! Where the fuck do you find them Hill?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

HAHA!! Where the fuck do you find them Hill?

It is hill

 

[skyblue1991]

Imagine you are so sad that you have no people skills, friends or prospects in life, you spend your life pretending to be somebody you're not, (like Tommy Atkins did), would you let others know you're scraping the barrel and forced to buy a mail order bride? Ting Tong may not be much to look at but she sucks like a Henry, especially on payday.

Oh you know Grendel then?

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[bringbackrattles]

Play Baggy Trousers by Madness while looking at this it's perfect !