elephanttears
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How many bastard films has this bloke been in, i dont think i have ever watched one right till the end because there all shit. If someone has watched one till the end you must be a complete moron.
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deanocity3
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Phone Stuart Linnell and tell him you left before the end of each film,he'll tell you how they finished.
Tad
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He's usually the writer and actor in all his films. What I'd like to know is; who keeps funding them! He's either doing them himself and rich beyond caring or they do well enough for him to keep making more...
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CJparker
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there's a full listing: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000219/
His only decent A-list film was Under Siege (basically Die Hard on a battleship, with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey thrown into the bargain).
I have seen him in the following:
Belly of the Beast
Above the Law
Hard to Kill
Half Past Dead
On Deadly Ground
Out for Justice
Out for a Kill
The Glimmer Man
Under Siege 2
Executive Decision
Pistol Whipped
Mercenary for Justice
Today you Die
Fire Down Below
Submerged
Marked for Death
And I can report that they were all hilariously bad, though enjoyable. If you watch one other SS film other than Under Siege, go for Hard to Kill!
His only decent A-list film was Under Siege (basically Die Hard on a battleship, with Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey thrown into the bargain).
I have seen him in the following:
Belly of the Beast
Above the Law
Hard to Kill
Half Past Dead
On Deadly Ground
Out for Justice
Out for a Kill
The Glimmer Man
Under Siege 2
Executive Decision
Pistol Whipped
Mercenary for Justice
Today you Die
Fire Down Below
Submerged
Marked for Death
And I can report that they were all hilariously bad, though enjoyable. If you watch one other SS film other than Under Siege, go for Hard to Kill!
jimmyhillsfanclub
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If you hate Seagal films (who doesn't?) and if you like comedy....
...this should be right up your street!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01rl8nd
Thom Tucks "straight to DVD"....episode 1: Steven Seagal.
6 days left to listen. Good stuff.
...this should be right up your street!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01rl8nd
Thom Tucks "straight to DVD"....episode 1: Steven Seagal.
6 days left to listen. Good stuff.
Tad
Member
letsallsingtogether
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You can also watch him on the beat as he is a special in his home Town and they follow him around while he is working Right fat bastard now. You still wouldn't want to mess with :guitar2:
CJparker
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That's right, you can watch him in action in 'Steven Seagal: Lawman' - in one episode he nicks some punk kid, who looks at him and goes "dude, you look just like Steven Seagal!" and he just carries on, all deadpan, and says "yeah, I get that a lot!"
