WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN TAKING A SHIT? (1 Viewer)

[Bob Bones]

HOW DO YOU PASS THE TIME WHILE SHITTING?

ANIMAL PORN FOR ME

 

[skybluejelly]

sit down normally

 

[Otis]

HOW DO YOU PASS THE TIME WHILE SHITTING?

ANIMAL PORN FOR ME

I try and guess whether it will look like Ann Widdecombe or Dale Winton upon completion.

Give myself a high five if I guess correctly.

Of course sometimes it just comes out like Winston Churchill or Lulu and then I am stumped.

If I manage a really good one I will take a photo and put it up on Facebook.

 

[Nick]

Sort your caps lock out.

 

[Otis]

Where's Colin when you need him?

 

[Bob Bones]

I KILLED HIM AND STOLE HIS KEYBOARD

 

[Otis]

I KILLED HIM AND STOLE HIS KEYBOARD

Should have PM'd me, Bob. Not the sort of thing you want to admit to publicly on a football forum.

 

[Ian1779]

Read this forum

 

[wingy]

STAND!!
Like at Wembley.

 

[Kingokings204]

Normally read a joke or two.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

Should have PM'd me, Bob. Not the sort of thing you want to admit to publicly on a football forum.

Nor is Animal Porn...that's illegal too

...onwards & upwards PUSB

 

[Houchens Head]

Squeeze the pimples on me knees and thighs!

 

[SkyblueBazza]

I just kinda wait until it's finished

...onwards & upwards PUSB

 

[richnrg]

i dip my (usually the right) hand in warm/hot water.
I've been training myself for years to associate dipping my right hand in water with having a dump. It now comes in really handy if I've got a night out planned and can feel a shit developing but not quite ready to drop. If I'm in a hurry I just run a basin full of hot water, drop my trousers, pop my hand in the basin, and hey presto, it's poo-poo time!

(I have to be careful never to do the washing up however.)

 

[skyblue1991]

HOW DO YOU PASS THE TIME WHILE SHITTING?

ANIMAL PORN FOR ME

Still watch the animal porn Bob?

Sent from my I3113 using Tapatalk

 

[Gazolba]

HOW DO YOU PASS THE TIME WHILE SHITTING?

<snip>

Congratulations on the classiest topic of the year, so far.

 

[tommydazzle]

Save for hoying.

 

[skybluetony176]

I’m normally asleep in bed.

 

[Liquid Gold]

Wind up someone who’s madly in love with Mark Robins.

 

[usskyblue]

I like to wind-up the wrong bloke on the Millwall Rivals board

 

[Otis]

Congratulations on the classiest topic of the year, so far.

The classiest topic of yesteryear, I think you mean.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

I tend to sit on the bog & get it over & done with asap personally.

Sent from my SM-G935F using Tapatalk

 

[Nick]

Usually watch midget porn

 

[CanadianCCFC]

Ponder how Callum O’Hare didn’t score

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Read this forum

 

[Johnnythespider]

Sit on me wifes lap, she seems to enjoy it

 

[Macca]

I have a Shank

Kill 2 birds with one stone