Life's guilty pleasures (6 Viewers)

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

A quick pint after work

 

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[vow]

Several pints after work.

 

[Johnnythespider]

Sticking an extra rasher of bacon in my sandwich instead of the wife's

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[Nick]

Sticking an extra rasher of bacon in my sandwich instead of the wife's

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Or giving her the one you dropped on the floor by accident

 

[dancers lance]

Jeff Wayne's War Of The Worlds and Sherbet Fountains.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Giving her less chips when your dividing the tray up

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Walking the dog....round the pub garden

Cheeky smoke on a bike ride.

Dire straits

 

[dancers lance]

Walking the dog....round the pub garden

Cheeky smoke on a bike ride.

Dire straits

Romeo & Juliet :headphone:

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

The whole making movies album......

And others.....

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Shower sex

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[dancers lance]

Shower sex

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Golden Shower Sex.......what? I have a brass plated shower!

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Farting under the duvet.

 

[dancers lance]

Farting under the duvet.

Farting under the duvet and trapping the wife in it, also known as the 'Dutch Oven'

 

[LastGarrison]

Saving taking a shit till you get to work so you get paid for it.

 

[Johnnythespider]

Saving taking a shit till you get to work so you get paid for it.

And save money on toilet paper

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[dancers lance]

Saving taking a shit till you get to work so you get paid for it.

How much does your company pay for a shit then? Do they pay by weight, length or girth? What do they do with them?

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Hey LG how was the stone roses?

 

[Otis]

Guilty pleasure? The watershed.

My missus hates swearing, so at 9 pm I can pretty much put anything on the TV knowing that at the very first F word my missus will leave the room tutting and I can watch stuff in peace.

 

[hill83]

Booking a day off work without telling the Mrs to sit in my pants playing the PS4 then nipping to the local for a couple in the afternoon.

Not an option these days though with a 10 month old son.

 

[LastGarrison]

How much does your company pay for a shit then? Do they pay by weight, length or girth? What do they do with them?

I think they get recycled as your jokes.....

 

[Covstu]

That first pint when I finish a hard bike ride, deserved!

 

[Gaz71]

Stopping off at the pub after a hard days graft and getting a pint, a packet of scratchings followed by a roll up. That was four years ago when I gave up smoking, now things are pretty boring.

 

[dancers lance]

I think they get recycled as your jokes.....

How could that even be possible when they donated them all to you to make your brain?

 

[LastGarrison]

How could that even be possible when they donated them all to you to make your brain?

Another corker.....

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Another corker.....

That'll happen if u keep saving them up for work mate...

 

[dancers lance]

Another corker.....

I take it then, that there is no chance of us becoming best friends? is it because I tell SHIT jokes?

 

[Malaka]

Checking out women whilst wearing mirrored sunglases

 

[dancers lance]

Checking out women whilst wearing mirrored sunglases

I have no idea what you are talking about?

sungla

 

[vow]

Drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser, pre drink style........as i'm a Real Ale man.

 

[Joy Division]

knock-door-run

 

[Otis]

Maybe you should try that in Kabul.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Reporting somebody's photo on Facebook, then sit back and watch them put a status saying 'Who the fuck has reported my photo, not even nudity go fuck yourselves'

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[CCFC88]

Musicals

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Musicals

I'm taking the wife and our daughter to see mamma Mia on Saturday

 

[Monners]

Xhamster :beaver: