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[Sky Blue Kid]

....excellent....we've now moved on to the hardest pet section of this thread.......this is becoming a favorite....

And not me that started it either.

 

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[hill83]

I haven't got a dog

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

One of mine is being a bastard at the minute, constantly got his lipstick out Time of year I think.

Mines just recovering from eating something poisonous......was mopping up dog diarrhoea off the kitchen floor at 5.45am yesterday.....

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

One of mine is being a bastard at the minute, constantly got his lipstick out Time of year I think.

Know what you mean.... When he starts humping your leg, you don't say "Get down!"... You say "Hurry up"

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Know what you mean.... When he starts humping your leg, you don't say "Get down!"... You say "Hurry up"

Well funny when my Jack Russell tries humping the Akita.

 

[Grendel]

And not me that started it either.

It stated as you made some reference to your morals not letting you go to Wembley. Then something about people having to respect that view.

That suggests those who go have less morals than yourself.

It went crashing downhill after that.

 

[Nick]

Know what you mean.... When he starts humping your leg, you don't say "Get down!"... You say "Hurry up"

Why do you let your dog hump your leg?

Mine have never tried to hump, if they did they would get a backhand and told to lie down.

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

It stated as you made some reference to your morals not letting you go to Wembley. Then something about people having to respect that view.

That suggests those who go have less morals than yourself.

It went crashing downhill after that.

Fuck off back to sleep you twat.. We're talking about our dogs now...FFS talk about butting your nose in when it's not wanted!

 

[Nick]

Fuck off back to sleep you twat.. We're talking about our dogs now...FFS talk about butting your nose in when it's not wanted!

Yeah Grendel, SBK is telling us how hard his dog is and that it humps his leg

 

[Otis]

Fuck off back to sleep you twat.. We're talking about our dogs now...FFS talk about butting your nose in when it's not wanted!

Isn't that's exactly what dogs do?

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Why do you let your dog hump your leg?

Mine have never tried to hump, if they did they would get a backhand and told to lie down.

Even Covmark would see that was banter(Jokes) as kids would say nowadays.

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Yeah Grendel, SBK is telling us how hard his dog is and that it humps his leg

Yeh! and Nick is telling us all how he batters his dog if it doesn't do what he tells it.

 

[Nick]

Yeh! and Nick is telling us all how he batters his dog if it doesn't do what he tells it.

Yep, beat the absolute shite out of all of them. OR I just give them a little backhand to move them along to go and lie down, not to hurt them

Need to get a little bit of order going on, that way you don't have "hard" dogs trying to shag legs.

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Yep, beat the absolute shite out of all of them. OR I just give them a little backhand to move them along to go and lie down, not to hurt them

Need to get a little bit of order going on.

Not how I read it mate :jawdrop:

 

[Nick]

Not how I read it mate :jawdrop:

That would probably hold up as an argument if you could read things though!

Can't you let your dog post? Probably make more sense and be decent!

For the record, I do like dogs and Akitas Nothing wrong with putting boxing gloves on and jabbing the dog up every so often either, they love it!

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

My son phoned me from school this morning moaning that we have a home draw. He's been banging on about the Wembley tourists attending the home game and would rather have an away tie so that he doesn't have to suffer them. Started moaning about them all at the crewe semi final and Gillingham games etc etc.
He came up with a fair point, Where have they all been when the club/team really needed them over the last year or two?

 

[Monners]

Bet your dog can't do this!

 

[Nick]

Bet your dog can't do this!

Mine is too busy sorting the pitch at the Ricoh.

 

[rupert_bear]

do your relatives from lancashire support cov?

just curious

Only when Man United aren't playing !

 

[covmark]

Even Covmark would see that was banter(Jokes) as kids would say nowadays.

Don't drag me into your dog banter, I don't have a dog. My kids have guinea pigs though, if you'd like an argument about them.

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[covcity4life]

Only when Man United aren't playing !

you shouldnt really be helping man utd fans come to a cov wembley game imo. even if they are family

JUST MY OPINION LOL

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Don't drag me into your dog banter, I don't have a dog. My kids have guinea pigs though, if you'd like an argument about them.

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Nah! not my bag... I could send my old mate Freddie Starr to bite their heads off though!

 

[covmark]

Nah! not my bag... I could send my old mate Freddie Starr to bite their heads off though!

Wasn't that a hamster?

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[ajsccfc]

We've got a cat. She won't win many fights but I swear before we had her neutered the load wailing she made when on heat would take down a rhino.

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Wasn't that a hamster?

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He's got a big gob mate, he'll have a go at anything When he's hungry.

 

[Nick]

We've got a cat. She won't win many fights but I swear before we had her neutered the load wailing she made when on heat would take down a rhino.

Dirtbag cat! :emoji_leopard:

 

[idm1975]

everyione on this forum should jump them at the statue

Watch out for hadji though, pretty sure thats where he hangs out waiting to bash people up!

 

[Astute]

Well funny when my Jack Russell tries humping the Akita.

Now there is a hard dog. The bloody Jack Russell. Doesn't matter how hard you kick one. They just come back for another kick.

 

[Otis]

Now there is a hard dog. The bloody Jack Russell. Doesn't matter how hard you kick one. They just come back for another kick.

Same as when you set fire to them. They always seem to find a puddle or water source.

Grrr

 

[robbiethemole]

my jack russel killed a rottweiler................... little fucker got stuck in it's throat.:wtf:

anyway 9 pages of mostly dross about animals??? what happened to footy? didnt Festa start their comeback by winning the JPT.......ah wait, they got proper owners, sorry ignore the last bit

 

[rupert_bear]

you shouldnt really be helping man utd fans come to a cov wembley game imo. even if they are family

JUST MY OPINION LOL

They are helping me they're paying

 

[Brylowes]

You do realise that your opinions aren't the only ones don't you?
I've had 35 years of watching beautiful football, and 15 years of total shite. Guess which one I prefer!

I appreciate it's been a rough day, but I have to ask, :emoji_sweat:
Who were you watching for 35 years ?

 

[Brylowes]

Why do you let your dog hump your leg?

if they did they would get a backhand and told to lie down.

Erm yes Nick, because laying down would be more comfortable wouldn't it.:emoji_poodle:

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

I appreciate it's been a rough day, but I have to ask, :emoji_sweat:
Who were you watching for 35 years ?

All the teams we played in the Premier league. Don't tell me you forgot what they played like!

 

[clint van damme]

A lot of posters that hate me have been sat on the side watching these posts, yet the only one to like or pass comment have been FP and Nick.... Not even Esoterica, or Skybluefaz(They can't stand me) have made a comment... I wonder why?

because you've got them locked in your basement/sex dungeon?