Anyone for Tennis ? (1 Viewer)

[SkyBlueRuffian]

 

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[Nick]

Tennis balls being thrown on the pitch then?

How are they being smuggled in?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Tennis balls being thrown on the pitch then?

How are they being smuggled in?

Under Russell Slades hat

 

[Nick]

"Yes mate, I've got big green furry bollocks, and what?"

 

[hill83]

Oooh how exciting.

 

[skybluedan]

are tennis balls flammable?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Do you think I will be able to smuggle my racquet in?

 

[Nick]

Best make sure the like buttons work in preparation. Book a slot at the telegraph for 8am on monday ready to give the "how we threw a tennis ball to get rid of SISU" 3 parter.

 

[clint van damme]

don't think disrupting another game is the best idea myself but sounds like it's inevitable.

 

[hill83]

don't think disrupting another game is the best idea myself but sounds like it's inevitable.

You obviously want to kiss Fisher then. Right on his ringpeice.

 

[Nick]

You obviously want to kiss Fisher then. Right on his ringpeice.

At least he wants to do something, what are you doing?

 

[hill83]

At least he wants to do something, what are you doing?

Pooing standing up for 2 weeks

 

[Nick]

Pooing standing up for 2 weeks

I expect an exclusive first thing Monday.

 

[oucho]

FFS - not even amusing. At least the pigs were funny;

Don't get me wrong, I'm in favour of imaginative protests but it seems like the well of good ideas is running dry.

 

[Nick]

This is what is needed:

Stress Ball Gatling Gun



Get that in under your top.

 

[hill83]

FFS - not even amusing. At least the pigs were funny;

Don't get me wrong, I'm in favour of imaginative protests but it seems like the well of good ideas is running dry.

I'll sit down then. Sorry dad.

 

[clint van damme]

FFS - not even amusing. At least the pigs were funny;

Don't get me wrong, I'm in favour of imaginative protests but it seems like the well of good ideas is running dry.

What? Not even if the perpetrators are wearing these?

 

[MatthewWallis]

If SISU dont want to sell up after them 6 tennis balls enter the field of play, I dont know what will make them want to

 

[Kingokings204]

£4 for two packs. Fucking dear isn't it. I thought we were Nopm?

 

[Kingokings204]

Got to be some tennis puns out there also:

Go on serve them up. :angelic:

 

[oucho]

What? Not even if the perpetrators are wearing these?

Mate I go to games like that even when our fans AREN'T protesting with tennis balls!

 

[oucho]

Got to be some tennis puns out there also:

Go on serve them up. :angelic:

Errr....let's hope that nobody throwing tennis balls on the pitch ends up in court......I'll get me coat.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

This is what is needed:

Stress Ball Gatling Gun



Get that in under your top.

Straight at Fisher it might be worth it.

 

[oucho]

Maybe the OP is planning to throw a shopping trolley on the pitch and the thread title is just a ruse to distract the club stewards into vigilantly watching out for tennis balls whilst hundreds of trolleys are sneaked past them, hidden in plain sight....

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

Got to be some tennis puns out there also:

Go on serve them up. :angelic:

What an ace idea it's bound to give City the advantage, hopefully it will net us a few goals!

I'm done!

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Maybe the OP is planning to throw a shopping trolley on the pitch and the thread title is just a ruse to distract the club stewards into vigilantly watching out for tennis balls whilst hundreds of trolleys are sneaked past them, hidden in plain sight....

Or onto Fisher from the stand above

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

What an ace idea it's bound to give City the advantage, hopefully it will net us a few goals!

I'm done!

I will be passing on this one.

 

[Otis]

Do you think I will be able to smuggle my racquet in?

You hardly ever get a racquet at the Ricoh, it's soulless and like a library.

 

[oucho]

Got to be some tennis puns out there also:

Go on serve them up. :angelic:

Hmm, hedge fund........lawn tennis...there must be an angle there somewhere.

Anyway, hopefully the protests will rally the fans's spirits.....

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

You hardly ever get a racquet at the Ricoh, it's soulless and like a library.

I was thinking we could have a game in the opposition box as the players don't go in there often

 

[Nick]

What an ace idea it's bound to give City the advantage, hopefully it will net us a few goals!

I'm done!

I don't know, I'm at break point

 

[oucho]

Well we exhausted that one pretty quickly. Maybe they should do a different sport for the subsequent home game protests - cricket in particular will have enough pun opportunities to keep us going for months...."SISU are stumped as to how to respond", "CCFC clearly on a sticky wicket" etc etc

 

[Johnnythespider]

I'm wondering if one of these tennis balls hits a steward or ball boy could it be construed as assault? Just a thought.

 

[Nick]

I'm wondering if one of these tennis balls hits a steward or ball boy could it be construed as assault? Just a thought.

Nah people would go all wenger and deny it happened.

 

[rob9872]

SISU is a faceless name who nobody knows and so they don't care. I think the best way to get these out is to make it personal. Sepalla and Fisher need to be the targets for our abuse. Hopefully they'll feel personally threatened that some nutjob might actually cause them harm. I think we're past playing nice.