Full Kit Wanker (1 Viewer)

edgy

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Help needed.
I need to get my hands on a full retro ccfc kit for a stag do. Has anyone got one they'd sell on? Would consider anything.
 

chiefdave

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They've got a couple of retro shirts in the club shop. Could you not get away with this seasons shorts and socks?
 

edgy

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Just go dressed as a clown, they'll know what team you are.
Its shit shirts one day and full kit wankers the next. So I suppose I could cover both with a city kit.
Dont fancy getting gear from the club shop and spending about 60 notes on something that will more than likely be ruined within hours.
 

Bob Latchford

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I have . what size are you? did you used to post on GMK using Edgy as your user name ??
 

Hugh Jarse

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Get yourself to an African village, I'm sure more than one or two of our club shirts have been given to the less fortunate there over the years.

Just realised, that also applies to our Academy players and Ryton is a lot nearer so go there instead..
 

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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What does full kit wanker mean ? Is that a Cov expression?. Or is there a comma missing as in "you've bought me some socks, but I want a full kit, wanker. "
 

Nick

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What does full kit wanker mean ? Is that a Cov expression?. Or is there a comma missing as in "you've bought me some socks, but I want a full kit, wanker. "

Nah, it means people who generally wear full football kits as in shirt, socks and shorts all together.

Closely followed by same brand wankers, adidas trainers, t shirt, bottoms, jacket hat etc.
 

Alan Dugdales Moustache

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It's like bus wankers
....ha ha , now you've got me. People who walk around wearing a full bus conductor kit ?
So you can have any kind of wanker - as long as they wear the full kit - lolly pop lady, frogman, airline pilot, Tudor exectioner . I've never heard of this . Must be a generational thing.
What about Tim Fisher ?
 

Monners

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Wemberleee! Wemberlee!!

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Alan Dugdales Moustache

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bloody hell .......and I thought this bloke was ugly.
 

edgy

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Still struggling with this. Cant even find any 90s shorts.
Anyone got anything for me?
 

christonabike

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If anyone has a thong, knee high boots, suspenders and stockings going spare I need some, Im errrrr....Oh yes Im going on a stag night and......:shy:
 

vow

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Dear Deidre,

I have a friend who wears a full Liverpool kit when we play 7-a-side, he's a lovely chap, we get on great, but I don't know how to tell him that he looks like a wanker.
How do I approach the subject?

yours sincerely
vow xx
 

vow

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^ this is actually a true story :bag:

p.s. Edgy, sorry to go off thread!
 

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