Who Would You Invite ? (2 Viewers)

[bringbackrattles]

My neice wanted my advice recently for help with a school project she was working on. It was fun she said but she wanted my help as it was about famous people who she would want as guests for a meal ?
The aim was to gather about a dozen famous people alive or dead around the table to discuss things etc and see what these guests had to say. She thought as I was old I'd be able to help ! Anyway I suggested inviting Marilyn Monroe, Einstein, John Lennon, Mohammed Ali, Rocky Marciano, George Best,Laurel and Hardy,and Charles Dickens.She researched my choices and she added Harry Styles and Beyonce as her picks ! She's handing her essay in next week. Who would you have selected ?
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[Malaka]

oliver reed, ozzy osbourne, ali, chris rock, selma hyeck, tom hanks, tommy hutchison

 

[bringbackrattles]

oliver reed, ozzy osbourne, ali, chris rock, selma hyeck, tom hanks, tommy hutchison

Need to get plenty of drink in for Olly Reed !

 

[Adge]

Surely the king (Elvis Presley) in there aswell!?

 

[Covstu]

My hero Bruce Lee would be first on my list. George Best would be a laugh, Al Pacino or Morgan Freeman from the film world. Churchill would be interesting to meet but don't invite Adolf too...

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Peter Kay, Ali...Hitler would be interesting too - love to see how he'd cope with people who'd give him loads of stick!

 

[Captain Dart]

Not much of a nod to history,

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Billy connelly
Julie Walters
Prince Philip
Dennis skinner
Miriam Margoyles ( met her very briefly about 15 years ago and she was a lovely lady)

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Hawksbee and Jacobs
Joy Sepalla
John F Kennedy
Elisabeth Shue (my dream woman)
Lee Harvey Oswald
Harry Selfridge

 

[bringbackrattles]

Hawksbee and Jacobs
Joy Sepalla
John F Kennedy
Elisabeth Shue (my dream woman)
Lee Harvey Oswald
Harry Selfridge

Sepalla ? Plenty of arsenic in her soup ?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Sepalla ? Plenty of arsenic in her soup ?

To ask her why and probably Dermot Colman as well so I can see that he is real.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Actually can I add a few more

Luke Kelly

Martin O'Neil
Stephen merchant
Richard Herring
Recce shear smith and Steve pemberton

Kim marsh ( I met her too a while back she's tiny, well parts of her are)


I'm not cooking ng it's gonna have to be a set meal from eastern chef

 

[bringbackrattles]

How about guests who you would never invite ?
Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, Vlad The Impaler,and Caligula.
Then again you could get Gordon Ramsey to cook the meal and with a bit of luck Vlad dislikes his cooking and impales him on a skewer ! What a result !

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

How about guests who you would never invite ?
Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler, Vlad The Impaler,and Caligula.
Then again you could get Gordon Ramsey to cook the meal and with a bit of luck Vlad dislikes his cooking and impales him on a skewer ! What a result !

Thatcher
The Queen and any of her family
Trump
Tim Fisher
Anybody connected to London Wasps
Theresa May
Tony Blair
Any of these reality tv twats
Davina McCall
Diane Abbott

Plus many others

 

[bringbackrattles]

Thatcher
The Queen and any of her family
Trump
Tim Fisher
Anybody connected to London Wasps
Theresa May
Tony Blair
Any of these reality tv twats
Davina McCall
Diane Abbott

Plus many others

Diane Abbot would get the date and time wrong and probably lose her invite !

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Diane Abbot would get the date and time wrong and probably lose her invite !

That would be a bonus the woman gets right on my nerves

 

[Monners]

Actually can I add a few more

Luke Kelly

Martin O'Neil
Stephen merchant
Richard Herring
Recce shear smith and Steve pemberton

Kim marsh ( I met her too a while back she's tiny, well parts of her are)


I'm not cooking ng it's gonna have to be a set meal from eastern chef

Is that Luke Kelly from The Dubliners? - great voice

 

[Monners]

Lenin
Seve Ballesteros
Charles Darwin
Tim Vine
Ghandi
Carl Sagan
Miranda Richardson (as Queenie from Blackadder II)
Michael Collins
Alex Higgins
Jimi Hendrix
Emily Bronte
Amber Lynn

 

[Gazolba]

This list of 6 men and 6 women should provide some interesting conversation, humour, frivolity and sex appeal:
Diana Rigg
Joanna Lumley
David Niven
Michael Caine
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Harry Secombe
John Cleese
Benny Hill
Eartha Kitt
Nyree Dawn Porter
Jaqueline Kennedy-Onassis
Carl Sagan

 

[Monners]

That's two of us for Carl Sagan. And yes, I was aware that there aren't enough women on the list - Mary Whitehouse would be a good addition

 

[Gazolba]

That's two of us for Carl Sagan. And yes, I was aware that there aren't enough women on the list - Mary Whitehouse would be a good addition

I think he's be good for conversation. On reflection, I substituted Benny Hill for Abraham Lincoln. Sorry Abe!

 

[Monners]

I was trying to squeeze in Norman Collier, but Charles Darwin p_pp_d _im to _h_ _ost.

 

[bringbackrattles]

My young neice wanted to know why I chose dead people ? Told her because we could ask them what the afterlife is like,and as Rocky Marciano and Ali were both here again we could see who would win a fight between them !

 

[clint van damme]

to be perfectly honest, there's no one famous I'd invite in front of my family and friends and I'd rather spend the evening with them.

 

[robbieray]

Little mix

 

[robbieray]

Seriously Trump ,Putin and the north Korea guy

 

[skybluedan]

Little mix

Yeah little mix, Anna Nicole smith , Bob Marley, and that what you talking Willis little bloke

 

[skybluedan]

And the krankies who I would spike with acid

For mine and bobs enjoyment

 

[skybluedan]

Hawksbee and Jacobs
Joy Sepalla
John F Kennedy
Elisabeth Shue (my dream woman)
Lee Harvey Oswald
Harry Selfridge

Elisabeth Shue. Adventures in babysitting?

 

[Grendel]

Jeremy Corbyn and Dianne Abbott

They will be shagging their brain cell (not singular by accident) out and I can put Abbotts meal order in the freezer and have free food for a year.

 

[Grendel]

Why would anyone want Hawksbee and Jacobs as guests? Are they still going?

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Why would anyone want Hawksbee and Jacobs as guests? Are they still going?

They are G entertaining simple people like me everyday

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Elisabeth Shue. Adventures in babysitting?

That's the one she was in Cocktail as well.

 

[vow]

That's the one she was in Cocktail as well.

She was in Leaving Las Vegas too, top movie as well.

 

[rob9872]

Rachel Riley
Kylie Minogue
Jennifer Aniston
Dion Dublin
Derren Brown
Jimmy Carr
Kevin Bridges
Peter Kay
James Martin
John Lennon
Andrew Flintoff
Anthony Joshua