Travellers in cov again (1 Viewer)

Sky_Blue_Daz

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I know they were in lake view park last week, they have moved up to the fields at the back of Keresley grange school.
Apparently they broke down a metal post to access the fields.
It's a cat and mouse game every summer they'll be on Keresley green by next week
 

shmmeee

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They were up by the A45 between the Kenilworth Road and the flats by the Phantom, seemed to move on sharpish though.

I hate how every fricken field has to have a massive dirt mound round it now to stop them. Why can't we have nice things?
 

Houchens Head

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Not really helping matters, but that's one good thing about living on the Isle of Wight. No travellers! Two main reasons. 1) They wouldn't pay the cost of the ferries, which for a caravan being towed behind a van would be around £660. and 2) The ferry companies actually have notices in the boarding area stating that "no groups of two or more caravans will be accepted to travel to the Isle of Wight." This being the obvious, meaning that if a moving company was transporting holiday caravans then that would be different.
 

Great_Expectations

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The annual gypsy fair (not sure the actual name of the event) was in Kenilworth last weekend. Probably the only time each years there's bouncers in every pub in Kenilworth.
 

Gazolba

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Put a boot on the wheel of each and every vehicle and don't remove it until they have paid a fine.
If the fine is not paid in two weeks, confiscate the vehicles and sell them at auction.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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Are they still up by the shepherd?
 

eastwoodsdustman

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They were just parking up near the fire station on the Binley road 10 mins ago. I'd give the millpool a miss for a few days.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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So after a stand off with bailiffs and the police, they moved into the next field


They didn't travel too far
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
It always makes me wonder............ if they are "travellers", then are their vehicles taxed, insured and MoT'd? Surely you need a permanent address to do these? If this is correct, why aren't their vehicles taken away and crushed?
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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See they have got onto coundon court school this evening,
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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Me parents live on Norman place rd I've told me dad to put the car in the garage to be on the safe side
 

skybluedan

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This is gonna sound probably a bit perverted but did you know you cannot find gypsy porn in the tinternet
 

skybluedan

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Be quite funny though can picture the porn scene now
Fit little gypo bird barely wearing a thing scrubbing the floor , wait what's this knock knock knock at the door
Bloke there in dungarees Irish accent and he says. I've come to fix the chemical toilet........ Hahahaha
Making me want to wank already
 

Nick

Administrator
Cracks me up at the weddings where the girls are in bikinis grinding mid air and the lads stand around the side waiting to pounce in their vests and suit trousers.
 

skybluedan

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I've come across chav porn before (ooo err). Is it the same but with Irish accents?

Do the birds have those massive dresses on?

Edit: just realised you said can't. Challenge accepted.

Can find Romany gypos but not our gypos , Be proud of ya mate
 

skybluedan

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I've come across chav porn before (ooo err). Is it the same but with Irish accents?

Do the birds have those massive dresses on?

Edit: just realised you said can't. Challenge accepted.

but yeah there's loads of chav porn
 

eastwoodsdustman

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Can find Romany gypos but not our gypos , Be proud of ya mate

They don't like each other. The Romany's tend to have a bot more respect and a code of honour where as the Irish pikey's are generally vile. Still wouldn't mess with any of them though to be sure, to be sure.
 

Rich

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Apparently they've been up Ascot Close, Bedworth grinding the fence away, so when they leave Keresley, probably straight down the Alec Wilson centre.
 

Nick

Administrator
How do they get away with cutting locks etc?

We used to have police turn up for drinking 20/20 in the park.
 

Rich

Moderator
Dunno it's been reported so hopefully police sort it before they turn up.
 

shmmeee

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Just typed gypsy porn into RedTube. But when they're naked it's hard to tell if they're gypsy or just chav. Would need the sound on, for science.
 

Nick

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Just typed gypsy porn into RedTube. But when they're naked it's hard to tell if they're gypsy or just chav. Would need the sound on, for science.
the_keith_lemon_sketch_show.jpg
 

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