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Nick

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In the telegraph, it's a girl from solihull bought a bobble from ASDA and the dye came off onto her hair while she was wearing it in a paddling pool.

No wonder they are dragging out as many CCFC stories as possible.

1. Why on earth is this news? What possesses people to run to the press about it?
2. Why is this the main news on the website, when it isn't even in Coventry?

Is there really no actual news nowadays?
 

Otis

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In the telegraph, it's a girl from solihull bought a bobble from ASDA and the dye came off onto her hair while she was wearing it in a paddling pool.

No wonder they are dragging out as many CCFC stories as possible.

1. Why on earth is this news? What possesses people to run to the press about it?
2. Why is this the main news on the website, when it isn't even in Coventry?

Is there really no actual news nowadays?
Not really.
 

Johnnythespider

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Tomorrow's front page


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CJ_covblaze

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Well, he does have an LE postcode.
 

eastwoodsdustman

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Looks like Ron Jeremy. Hope the horse is ok now.
Joking aside though, The blokes a sex pest and has some very strange things going on. Surely he's a danger to the public. Especially at this time of year with all of the pantomimes going on.
 

Otis

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The weird bit (apart from the horse) is that he is now no longer allowed to buy nappies.

WTF! And how on earth can that be policed? Surely you can just go to Tesco and buy nappies. Unless they are checking on him on a daily basis that is surely impossible stance to maintain.

The guy has sex with horses. He's hardly in a stable condition is he.
 

Nick

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The weird bit (apart from the horse) is that he is now no longer allowed to buy nappies.

WTF! And how on earth can that be policed? Surely you can just go to Tesco and buy nappies. Unless they are checking on him on a daily basis that is surely impossible stance to maintain.

The guy has sex with horses. He's hardly in a stable condition is he.

Maybe the horse stuff was just the final straw? He should have been send to jail though, no bail.
 

Captain Dart

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Looks like Ron Jeremy. Hope the horse is ok now.
Joking aside though, The blokes a sex pest and has some very strange things going on. Surely he's a danger to the public. Especially at this time of year with all of the pantomimes going on.

These Thespians look happy enough.
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Wonder where this bloke is?
 

Otis

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He Wasn't even faithfull to Ruby.
I heard she was easy. All it took was an apple.

I wonder how many hands were involved. Suppose once he got the bit between the teeth nothing was going to get in his way. Mind, maybe there were blinkers on and he wasn't quite aware of what he was doing.


Did they give his address out? Wondering if it was Bray Lane or somewhere in the shires.
 

Johnnythespider

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Did the horse even realise anything was happening, have you seen a horses appendage
 

Nick

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Put a bag of hay up for Ruby and fill your boots. Close the stable when you are done, no messing.
 

Captain Dart

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Even by the English 'its snowing everyone panic' standard 24 snow stories as they had on their website front page when I looked yesterday is a touch excessive.
I'm sure the coverage is more in depth today.
 

covmark

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And in the dullest part of the island! I know. I spent two years in Totland before moving to Newport!
It is dull. I lived at Colwell Bay for 10 years. A stones throw from Totland, as you probably know. Having said that, Newport is hardly a thriving metropolis.

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Houchens Head

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It is dull. I lived at Colwell Bay for 10 years. A stones throw from Totland, as you probably know. Having said that, Newport is hardly a thriving metropolis.

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It is, compared to Colwell and Totland Bay! :emoji_laughing:
 

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