Zebra finance (1 Viewer)

[zuni]

where on the city site is the zebra finance bit...costs etc, I know I am getting on but can’t see it for looking

 

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[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

It’s in black and white.

 

[italiahorse]

It becomes an option when you go to pay.
If I remember they will charge you something like £29 on top for arranging it.

 

[zuni]

It becomes an option when you go to pay.
If I remember they will charge you something like £29 on top for arranging it.

Thanks pal

 

[Terry_dactyl]

What the hell is zebra finance? I’ve never herd of it!

 

[vow]

 

[stevefloyd]

 

[Grendel]

What the hell is zebra finance? I’ve never herd of it!

It provides finance for numerous season ticket payment plans.

 

[vow]

Whoooooosh!

 

[Grendel]

Whoooooosh!

Oh it was a joke - but surely he should have said what a dazzling finance that is or something?

 

[vow]

Oh it was a joke - but surely he should have said what a dazzling finance that is or something?

Indeed, but then it wouldn't have been as funny!
Just like using "zeal" in a sentence with regards to Zebra's, appropriate but not that funny.
Will you be appearing at that Kenilworth Comedy Club?

 

[Otis]

Whoooooosh!

Never mind that, this was yesterday and I could see someone said it was a joke, but it is only now, one full day later that I have finally got the joke.

 

[Johnnythespider]

I still don't get it unless it's something to do with collective nouns, but for Zebras that is "a Dazzle". As for the finance it's something to do with hoofball.

 

[Johnnythespider]

Oh it was a joke - but surely he should have said what a dazzling finance that is or something?

Just spotted this, beat me to it

 

[Grendel]

Indeed, but then it wouldn't have been as funny!
Just like using "zeal" in a sentence with regards to Zebra's, appropriate but not that funny.
Will you be appearing at that Kenilworth Comedy Club?

Well it would as it’s not associated with a herd

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Well, I think it’s fair to say we’ve all learnt something from this.

 

[Johnnythespider]

Well, I think it’s fair to say we’ve all learnt something from this.

Yep, we've all earned our stripes

 

[Kingokings204]

Yep, we've all earned our stripes

Don’t go over the zebra crossing

 

[itsabuzzard]

Never mind that, this was yesterday and I could see someone said it was a joke, but it is only now, one full day later that I have finally got the joke.

It's all there in black & white.

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[Otis]

It's all there in black & white.

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Ah, right.

Unfortunately, my laptop is all in colour. Should I go and seek out one of the 1980's old Amstrad's you think?

 

[oucho]

Well, I think it’s fair to say we’ve all learnt something from this.

Err I haven't

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Err I haven't

You’ve learnt that i didn’t know that the collective noun for a group of zebra(s) is a dazzle or a zeal apparently...and that now I do!

 

[oucho]

You’ve learnt that i didn’t know that the collective noun for a group of zebra(s) is a dazzle or a zeal apparently...and that now I do!

Oh I just assumed they were all talking bollocks again.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Is a ‘bollocks’ the collective noun for a group of football forum contributors? A bollocks of posters?

 

[Otis]

Is a ‘bollocks’ the collective noun for a group of football forum contributors? A bollocks of posters?

I actually used to work with a bloke called John Bullock and he had about 7 kids. I saw him in town with all the family one day and he introduced them all to me for the very first time and I just came out with 'What a load of Bullock's.'

Not my finest hour.

 

[itsabuzzard]

Is a ‘bollocks’ the collective noun for a group of football forum contributors? A bollocks of posters?

That's about right.

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[Johnnythespider]

Ah, right.

Unfortunately, my laptop is all in colour. Should I go and seek out one of the 1980's old Amstrad's you think?

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You'll have to pay the Sugar tax if you do

 

[Otis]

You'll have to pay the Sugar tax if you do

I thought Amstrad's were only 5 cubes of sugar.

Or am I thinking of 7 buckets of shit?

 

[Sbarcher]

I thought Amstrad's were only 5 cubes of sugar.

Or am I thinking of 7 buckets of shit?

Best not to get them all Fired up.

 

[oscillatewildly]

I actually used to work with a bloke called John Bullock and he had about 7 kids. I saw him in town with all the family one day and he introduced them all to me for the very first time and I just came out with 'What a load of Bullock's.'

Not my finest hour.

There was that thing a few years ago about Former Leeds and Newcastle occasional nasty piece, David Batty and how unfortunate it would be when referring to his two sons as 'The Batty boys'.

 

[zuni]

OK, created my online account put in my supporter number and it doesn't show my season ticket...anyone else had this?

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Are you having difficulty zealing the deal?
Is that right guys?! Guys?

 

[Captain Dart]

where on the city site is the zebra finance bit...costs etc, I know I am getting on but can’t see it for looking

It's there, no its there... damn it keeps moving

 

[Otis]

It's there, no its there... damn it keeps moving

I can't see any zebras at all, but I have just found Wally.

 

[vow]

Are you having difficulty zealing the deal?
Is that right guys?! Guys?

That's zeally unfortunate if he's having difficulties. Being Herd is one thing, being dazzled is another.