for a small fee I could phone you up and pretend there is an emergency at work that you need to attend
Yeah, but what peed me off the most was that I had to cut the corners off her bread. That was when it all really kicked off.You should have Burged it out the window
Can we safely assume that sexual relations didn't follow this culinary episode ?Yeah, but what peed me off the most was that I had to cut the corners off her bread. That was when it all really kicked off.
That didn't end well, either.Last time we had sex, Tony Blair was going into Iraq with the proof of weapons of mass destruction.
Christ you’ve never had sex?Last time we had sex, Tony Blair was going into Iraq with the proof of weapons of mass destruction.
Early train or you stay over, matesy?I'm outside the Cherry Tree, what time does this feckin place open?!?!
Fuck em don't bring them up selfishHa! I'm in St Agnes and just did the maths to see if I could get back on time and exactly how upset would the kids be to not go to the beach one last time.