Things that annoy you (79 Viewers)

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Went to see Gary Delaney at the glee club last night, ticket said doors open 1845 be seated by 1930 so we were seated at 1910 and they make an announcement to say the show will start at 2030 so a long and boring wait. But he was funny if you are happy with somebody using the blue book, but his warm up man was a shocker really boring

 

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[Otis]

I like Gary Delaney. He's like a dirty Tim Vine.

 

[richnrg]

Went to see Gary Delaney at the glee club last night, ticket said doors open 1845 be seated by 1930 so we were seated at 1910 and they make an announcement to say the show will start at 2030 so a long and boring wait. But he was funny if you are happy with somebody using the blue book, but his warm up man was a shocker really boring

120 years is a long time to be sitting down

 

[Nick]

Went to see Gary Delaney at the glee club last night, ticket said doors open 1845 be seated by 1930 so we were seated at 1910 and they make an announcement to say the show will start at 2030 so a long and boring wait. But he was funny if you are happy with somebody using the blue book, but his warm up man was a shocker really boring

Was it a bald fella?

I went a few months ago, think I even put a post in here about it where people were too busy taking posed selfies rather than watching it.

You would think they would have put something on for the hour. (probably encouraging you to get to the bar)

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Was it a bald fella?

I went a few months ago, think I even put a post in here about it where people were too busy taking posed selfies rather than watching it.

You would think they would have put something on for the hour. (probably encouraging you to get to the bar)

No he had quite a bit of hair lived in Birmingham but it was hard work

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

I like Gary Delaney. He's like a dirty Tim Vine.

Good value at £17 a ticket

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

People who talk or whisper in the cinema.

Can you not shut the fuck up for an hour and a half?! It's getting worse too. Social media has given society an almost autistic need to air their opinions, even at the most inappropriate times.

 

[Nick]

People who talk or whisper in the cinema.

Can you not shut the fuck up for an hour and a half?! It's getting worse too. Social media has given society an almost autistic need to air their opinions, even at the most inappropriate times.

They can't usually go without a 3 course meal either.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

They can't usually go without a 3 course meal either.

Oh sweet jesus, that's another thing.

Trying to engage in a film while some pig behind you stuffs nachos, popcorn and ten gallons of coke into their faces.

There's also the rustlers who bring food in via a plastic bag and spend the entire film making noise while trying to locate a packet of wine gums in the dark.

I was in an empty cinema once and this guy chose to sit right in front of me and proceeded to pull out a huge multipack of McCoys. Absolute cock weasel.

 

[tommydazzle]

Yep, it's that and ISIS that bother me the most.

Ok I'll raise you, the heat death of the universe. That's really annoying.

 

[Nick]

Oh sweet jesus, that's another thing.

Trying to engage in a film while some pig behind you stuffs nachos, popcorn and ten gallons of coke into their faces.

There's also the rustlers who bring food in via a plastic bag and spend the entire film making noise while trying to locate a packet of wine gums in the dark.

I was in an empty cinema once and this guy chose to sit right in front of me and proceeded to pull out a huge multipack of McCoys. Absolute cock weasel.

Thats another one. People who sit too close when its empty

Same at football, always have the dicks when its pretty empty and they choose to sit directly in front / next to or behind. Whats all that about?

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

Thats another one. People who sit too close when its empty

Same at football, always have the dicks when its pretty empty and they choose to sit directly in front / next to or behind. Whats all that about?

I honestly have no idea why people do that. Maybe it's something built into the human brain that wants us to sit in packs? It's highly annoying.

I got a unexpected half day a few months back so decided to go and see a film at 2pm. The cinema was completely empty apart from me. I was relaxed and had a great seat. Then a few minutes into the screening around 20 Chinese students streamed in and sat directly behind me!

Fuckers would not shut up either.

 

[Nick]

Woman in tesco who had done all of her shopping and packed it all, got to the end and one of her vouchers for yoghurt didn't go through. Instead of for the sake of a quid at most just ignore it. She went back through her bags to give them back.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Oh sweet jesus, that's another thing.

Trying to engage in a film while some pig behind you stuffs nachos, popcorn and ten gallons of coke into their faces.

There's also the rustlers who bring food in via a plastic bag and spend the entire film making noise while trying to locate a packet of wine gums in the dark.

I was in an empty cinema once and this guy chose to sit right in front of me and proceeded to pull out a huge multipack of McCoys. Absolute cock weasel.

Train journeys are even worse. Why do people bring a picnic for a 2 hour journey? Then chomp loudly for half the journey

 

[Nick]

Train journeys are even worse. Why do people bring a picnic for a 2 hour journey? Then chomp loudly for half the journey

Eating loudly full stop. Lip smacking.

 

[tommydazzle]

Woman in tesco who had done all of her shopping and packed it all, got to the end and one of her vouchers for yoghurt didn't go through. Instead of for the sake of a quid at most just ignore it. She went back through her bags to give them back.

People who clutter up forums with sellling stuff buttons for at the most a quid cash back

 

[Nick]

People who clutter up forums with sellling stuff buttons for at the most a quid cash back

It's OK, I will make it show a few each time for you if you like them

You know you want to put something in the search box.

 

[tommydazzle]

Sounds like a scam Nick. In fact, you are our latest mascot Sky Blue Scam.

On that topic why does our mascot always look so grubby?

 

[Nick]

Sounds like a scam Nick. In fact, you are our latest mascot Sky Blue Scam.

On that topic why does our mascot always look so grubby?

It's not a scam

 

[tommydazzle]

That's exactly what a scammer would say....:emoji_nerd:

 

[Nick]

That's exactly what a scammer would say....:emoji_nerd:

Send me your card details via PM and I will explain!

 

[Nick]

There's now a Nationwide advert with 2 blokes in it.

 

[Otis]

There's now a Nationwide advert with 2 blokes in it.

You'd be using that in your team training videos at Ryton if you were manager , Nick.

Probably entitled 'Now THIS is what I call a tackle'!

 

[Deleted member 5849]

You know you want to put something in the search box.

I tried, it offered me no options

 

[Nick]

I tried, it offered me no options

It's the wrong search term, narrow it down a bit

 

[Deleted member 5849]

It's the wrong search term, narrow it down a bit

Offers me a candle or fake blood, but nothing found for enormously large fake plastic testicles I'm afraid.

 

[Nick]

Offers me a candle or fake blood, but nothing found for enormously large fake plastic testicles I'm afraid.

Too precise that's why

Plastic bollocks would probably do it

 

[Otis]

Too precise that's why

Plastic bollocks.

Isn't that the nickname of David Beckham's slightly less talented younger brother?

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

Eating loudly full stop. Lip smacking.

There's not many of us about who hate noisy eaters.

I often get frustrated by loud chewing, crunching etc, it really boils my blood and I have no control over it. But if someone asks why I'm agitated and I mention the food noises they just laugh as if it's a really trivial thing.

Eat your fucking food like a civilised human being and not a starved dog you c*nt!

I met a girl out one night and really liked her. We met for dinner a week later and my heart sunk when I heard the noises she made eating a poppadom. Never met her again.

 

[Otis]

There's not many of us about who hate noisy eaters.

I often get frustrated by loud chewing, crunching etc, it really boils my blood and I have no control over it. But if someone asks why I'm agitated and I mention the food noises they just laugh as if it's a really trivial thing.

Eat your fucking food like a civilised human being and not a starved dog you c*nt!

I met a girl out one night and really liked her. We met for dinner a week later and my heart sunk when I heard the noises she made eating a poppadom. Never met her again.

And now I'm bloody stuck with her!

 

[Blind-Faith]

Dirty chavs who sit outside your pub on the benchs thinking it’s ok to drink the cans they bought from across the road and smoke some of the good stuff , fuck off to the park you low life scum bags

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

And now I'm bloody stuck with her!

God bless you. Wish her a happy 80th from me!

 

[Nick]

There's not many of us about who hate noisy eaters.

I often get frustrated by loud chewing, crunching etc, it really boils my blood and I have no control over it. But if someone asks why I'm agitated and I mention the food noises they just laugh as if it's a really trivial thing.

Eat your fucking food like a civilised human being and not a starved dog you c*nt!

I met a girl out one night and really liked her. We met for dinner a week later and my heart sunk when I heard the noises she made eating a poppadom. Never met her again.

I have to leave the room sometimes. Have to have background noise too. Can't eat in silence

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I have to leave the room sometimes. Have to have background noise too. Can't eat in silence

Jesus, we're the same person!

I was loading the iPlayer earlier and it was taking ages while my girlfriend was eating. I didn't know what to do with myself. I wish could ignore it but I can't.

 

[Gazolba]

People who say "it is what it is".
Was there ever a more pointless statement?