Joy At The Game Today (11 Viewers)

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SkyBlueDom26

SkyBlueDom26

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Was deffo her at the game, what’s everybody’s thoughts as to why she’s all of a sudden made an appearance as soon as the legals have failed?
 
peace ndlovu

peace ndlovu

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Don’t shoot the messenger, but I’ve heard there was a secret meeting with Duggins last night.
Apparently Joy and George met at the Godiva statue before dawn.
There was a choir of masked council members singing Carmina Burana while Joy and George feasted on babies stolen from a Sunderland maternity hospital.
As the singing reached a crescendo, they symbolically sealed a deal to stay at the Ricoh, as (covered in the blood of Sunderland pensioners), they fornicated under the watchful eye of Lady Godiva, illuminated by the orange glow of master of ceremony, Ken Dulieu.
On completion of the act Joy’s eyes turned black and she ate Duggins, while Tim Fisher maniacally laughed. After a miraculously condensed gestation (exactly the same length as the delay of the 1977 fixture against Bristol City) made possible by her uniquely dark magical powers, she parted her legs in the direction of the council house, before giving birth to twins Out slid a slime covered Andy Thorn, who will be charged with the task of stealthily eating everyone employed by Wasps, starting with Nick Eastwood.
After another violent heave, a mucus covered Michael Doyle emerged, the man destined to replace Mark Robins (who will have his head turned by a devastated Sunderland who will choke in the LeagueOne play offs) and lead us into the Premiership for the 2021-22 season.
 
Skybluefaz

Skybluefaz

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peace ndlovu said:
Don’t shoot the messenger, but I’ve heard there was a secret meeting with Duggins last night.
Apparently Joy and George met at the Godiva statue before dawn.
There was a choir of masked council members singing Carmina Burana while Joy and George feasted on babies stolen from a Sunderland maternity hospital.
As the singing reached a crescendo, they symbolically sealed a deal to stay at the Ricoh, as (covered in the blood of Sunderland pensioners), they fornicated under the watchful eye of Lady Godiva, illuminated by the orange glow of master of ceremony, Ken Dulieu.
On completion of the act Joy’s eyes turned black and she ate Duggins, while Tim Fisher maniacally laughed. After a miraculously condensed gestation (exactly the same length as the delay of the 1977 fixture against Bristol City) made possible by her uniquely dark magical powers, she parted her legs in the direction of the council house, before giving birth to twins Out slid a slime covered Andy Thorn, who will be charged with the task of stealthily eating everyone employed by Wasps, starting with Nick Eastwood.
After another violent heave, a mucus covered Michael Doyle emerged, the man destined to replace Mark Robins (who will have his head turned by a devastated Sunderland who will choke in the LeagueOne play offs) and lead us into the Premiership for the 2021-22 season.
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Source?
 
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RoboCCFC90

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SkyBlueDom26 said:
Was deffo her at the game, what’s everybody’s thoughts as to why she’s all of a sudden made an appearance as soon as the legals have failed?
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I really couldn’t care less that she was at the game.

What I would say is she needs to sort things out so our Club can prosper, whether that’s under Joy/SISU’s stewardship or not I really couldn’t care.
 
higgs

higgs

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Drop the legals reduce season ticket prices and invest in the squad is that too much to ask for

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CCFC54321

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She was there alright as I was sitting 15 feet from her. Obviously somethings happening good or bad but she didn’t come just to take a game in did she?
 
Mild-Mannered Janitor

Mild-Mannered Janitor

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I would have thought if she was there then the quality journalists we have would have snapped her and been all over it as a story, the fact they haven’t means she wasn’t there or they are shockingly poor journalists........I’ll let you decide
 
Liquid Gold

Liquid Gold

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peace ndlovu said:
Don’t shoot the messenger, but I’ve heard there was a secret meeting with Duggins last night.
Apparently Joy and George met at the Godiva statue before dawn.
There was a choir of masked council members singing Carmina Burana while Joy and George feasted on babies stolen from a Sunderland maternity hospital.
As the singing reached a crescendo, they symbolically sealed a deal to stay at the Ricoh, as (covered in the blood of Sunderland pensioners), they fornicated under the watchful eye of Lady Godiva, illuminated by the orange glow of master of ceremony, Ken Dulieu.
On completion of the act Joy’s eyes turned black and she ate Duggins, while Tim Fisher maniacally laughed. After a miraculously condensed gestation (exactly the same length as the delay of the 1977 fixture against Bristol City) made possible by her uniquely dark magical powers, she parted her legs in the direction of the council house, before giving birth to twins Out slid a slime covered Andy Thorn, who will be charged with the task of stealthily eating everyone employed by Wasps, starting with Nick Eastwood.
After another violent heave, a mucus covered Michael Doyle emerged, the man destined to replace Mark Robins (who will have his head turned by a devastated Sunderland who will choke in the LeagueOne play offs) and lead us into the Premiership for the 2021-22 season.
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I hate all these bullshit rumours flying around but this one definitely checks out.
 
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CCFC54321

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Mild-Mannered Janitor said:
I would have thought if she was there then the quality journalists we have would have snapped her and been all over it as a story, the fact they haven’t means she wasn’t there or they are shockingly poor journalists........I’ll let you decide
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There is a photo on another thread of her at the game yesterday
 
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TewkesburySkyBlue

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peace ndlovu said:
Don’t shoot the messenger, but I’ve heard there was a secret meeting with Duggins last night.
Apparently Joy and George met at the Godiva statue before dawn.
There was a choir of masked council members singing Carmina Burana while Joy and George feasted on babies stolen from a Sunderland maternity hospital.
As the singing reached a crescendo, they symbolically sealed a deal to stay at the Ricoh, as (covered in the blood of Sunderland pensioners), they fornicated under the watchful eye of Lady Godiva, illuminated by the orange glow of master of ceremony, Ken Dulieu.
On completion of the act Joy’s eyes turned black and she ate Duggins, while Tim Fisher maniacally laughed. After a miraculously condensed gestation (exactly the same length as the delay of the 1977 fixture against Bristol City) made possible by her uniquely dark magical powers, she parted her legs in the direction of the council house, before giving birth to twins Out slid a slime covered Andy Thorn, who will be charged with the task of stealthily eating everyone employed by Wasps, starting with Nick Eastwood.
After another violent heave, a mucus covered Michael Doyle emerged, the man destined to replace Mark Robins (who will have his head turned by a devastated Sunderland who will choke in the LeagueOne play offs) and lead us into the Premiership for the 2021-22 season.
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Brilliant !
 
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