Things that annoy you (35 Viewers)

fernandopartridge

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Littering scumbags.

I fancied an ice cream last night so drove to a McDonalds for a McFlurry (the new mint matchmaker one is lovely) I was waiting in the queue for my order when some c*unt in the car in front threw a whole bag of rubbish onto the grass to the left of the drive thru and drove off.

I then parked down a side street to gobble my dairy treat. There was a car across the road with people scoffing burgers, they pulled off and threw all their McDonalds rubbish out of the window and into the road.

I have absolutely no faith in humanity anymore.
McDonald's patrons seem dreadful for it, can't keep a paper bag in their car until they get home. Wankers
 

shmmeee

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I saw a suggestion that registration plate numbers should be printed on takeaway cups and packaging - not sure how practical it is but it might soon make a difference

I saw that. Will just mean people throw a paper bag with a bit ripped off out the window.
 

fellatio_Martinez

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McDonald's patrons seem dreadful for it, can't keep a paper bag in their car until they get home. Wankers

I just can't fathom how so many people don't give a shit. It's not like they have to go out of their way to dispose of the rubbish. There are massive bins in the car park that you can drive past and throw rubbish into or as you said, just take it home.

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fernandopartridge

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I just can't fathom how so many people don't give a shit. It's not like they have to go out of their way to dispose of the rubbish. There are massive bins in the car park that you can drive past and throw rubbish into or as you said, just take it home.

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It really angers me, I'd punish it by a day of community service every week for 6 months
 

richnrg

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The fact that Tony Blair has an opinion on the upcoming general election, and that it is is todays news. It's like Geoffrey Boycott constantly saying 'I told you', after something happens in the cricket.
 

OffenhamSkyBlue

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The fact that Tony Blair has an opinion on the upcoming general election, and that it is is todays news. It's like Geoffrey Boycott constantly saying 'I told you', after something happens in the cricket.
Or Nicky Morgan (erstwhile SoS for Culture, Media & Sport). She is all over things this morning as she is doing loads of interviews on the Tory manifesto. No-one seems to have twigged that she isn't standing in this election, or that she was an idiot when in office!
(And no ... i wouldn't!)
 

Gazolba

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Has anyone ever succeeded in getting the very first tissue out of a new box of Kleenex without tearing it to shreds?
 

ccfc92

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Pricks in dark clothes riding bikes at night with no lights.

I'm guessing it's my fault if I hit them even though they can't be seen?
 

Marty

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British fucking Telecom, they're the definition of useless, ordered a new phone from them on Sunday, meant to arrive on Tuesday, never turned up so I phoned them, they say they never completed the order and they have no idea why, the person I ordered it with left notes on my file about it ffs, anyway, I re-ordered it on Wednesday for it to come today, I phoned them yesterday to confirm it's all gone through and I will receive it today, they even confirmed to me an expected delivery time, they've missed delivery by a good few hours, spoke I phoned them again and they've said they won't be able to fulfill the delivery until Monday. Told them to shove it up their arse. Useless cunts.
 

fellatio_Martinez

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British fucking Telecom, they're the definition of useless, ordered a new phone from them on Sunday, meant to arrive on Tuesday, never turned up so I phoned them, they say they never completed the order and they have no idea why, the person I ordered it with left notes on my file about it ffs, anyway, I re-ordered it on Wednesday for it to come today, I phoned them yesterday to confirm it's all gone through and I will receive it today, they even confirmed to me an expected delivery time, they've missed delivery by a good few hours, spoke I phoned them again and they've said they won't be able to fulfill the delivery until Monday. Told them to shove it up their arse. Useless cunts.

You can't trust the donkeys they have working in the call centres.

I try to do everything online as much as possible now. It keeps the chances of human incompetence fucking things up to a minimum.
 
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Pricks in dark clothes riding bikes at night with no lights.

I'm guessing it's my fault if I hit them even though they can't be seen?
I'll see them, and raise you the pricks without lights and in dark clothes who ride their bike the wrong way down the pavement when I'm trying to pull out of Leamington train station car park.

They were lucky they didn't end up with a face full of Lexus!
 

PurpleBin

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I'll see them, and raise you the pricks without lights and in dark clothes who ride their bike the wrong way down the pavement when I'm trying to pull out of Leamington train station car park.

They were lucky they didn't end up with a face full of Lexus!

Definitely room here for a David Brent style "Ooohh I drive a Lexus" style meme but I'm not funny enough.
 

Paul Anthony

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The council, but then who don't they annoy!?

Whenever West Orchards gets busy now, it's madness. Most people who end up getting stuck in there blame the crossings the council had put in by the Belgrade. The centre themselves blame them. The council? "Nah, the crossings aren't the problem. "

Almost seems like the council don't want to admit that they've spent millions of pounds on changes, and made a total cluster out of it.
 

Gazolba

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Getting drawn against a team in a major tournament that we were drawn against in the last tournament.
 

fellatio_Martinez

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I used Deliveroo for the first time yesterday after my favourite pizza place now exclusively use them for deliveries. I've never had a problem in two years of regular orders.

The pizza came quite quickly but when the cyclist handed me the boxes I noticed a lot of fat had saturated one side of the box. I opened it in front of him and the toppings on both pizzas had slipped off. I looked at him as if he'd just kicked my mother down the stairs and he just said "Uh sorry mate, nothing I can do about it. Call the restaurant and they'll sort it" and off he rode.

I called the restaurant and they said that as the pizza left the restaurant intact that it wasn't their fault and to call Deliveroo who would offer a prompt refund. I emailed Deliveroo with photos of the destroyed pizzas and they replied with "We're sorry about that. We hope your next experience is better"

So fuck Deliveroo. My instincts about them were right.
 

shmmeee

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I used Deliveroo for the first time yesterday after my favourite pizza place now exclusively use them for deliveries. I've never had a problem in two years of regular orders.

The pizza came quite quickly but when the cyclist handed me the boxes I noticed a lot of fat had saturated one side of the box. I opened it in front of him and the toppings on both pizzas had slipped off. I looked at him as if he'd just kicked my mother down the stairs and he just said "Uh sorry mate, nothing I can do about it. Call the restaurant and they'll sort it" and off he rode.

I called the restaurant and they said that as the pizza left the restaurant intact that it wasn't their fault and to call Deliveroo who would offer a prompt refund. I emailed Deliveroo with photos of the destroyed pizzas and they replied with "We're sorry about that. We hope your next experience is better"

So fuck Deliveroo. My instincts about them were right.

Have you asked for a refund on the app? It normally gives you one the first couple of times no questions.
 

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