Philosoraptor
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Let me tell everyone, I for one am disappointed that we couldn't get the words 'stylish masturbator' into the top banner here 
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Grendel
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You know me, Otis, a few others probably came to the conclusion we were immensely boring people years ago. I hope you reach that stage soon, and find peace, but have a response to help your savaged ego
Some people when I started on here thought I was you on there Captain
Otis
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I remember getting done up like a kipper on GMK.
Can't remember the username, but it was Chinny's Beard or something similar and he was my nemesis.
Every time I came online (was never off to be fair) and posted something, he would post and take a counter position. Got really annoying. Total wind-up merchant. Went on for months. Every post of mine got a rebuttal from him.
Anyway, one day Smiler contacted me and told me off for using multiple usernames and I told him I had stopped doing that and I was now just me and he said "No, you have two accounts and you are posting from the same IP address."
I was so confused and pleaded my case, but he didn't believe me. He told.me I was talking to myself.
It was only then, after a few minutes of reflection, that I realised Chinny was a bloke who worked in the same office, no more than 10 feet away. I was his supervisor.
He watched out for every time I went on GMK and then switched from Andy 81 to Chinny and just said the opposite to what I posted. Grrrrrr
Can't remember the username, but it was Chinny's Beard or something similar and he was my nemesis.
Every time I came online (was never off to be fair) and posted something, he would post and take a counter position. Got really annoying. Total wind-up merchant. Went on for months. Every post of mine got a rebuttal from him.
Anyway, one day Smiler contacted me and told me off for using multiple usernames and I told him I had stopped doing that and I was now just me and he said "No, you have two accounts and you are posting from the same IP address."
I was so confused and pleaded my case, but he didn't believe me. He told.me I was talking to myself.
It was only then, after a few minutes of reflection, that I realised Chinny was a bloke who worked in the same office, no more than 10 feet away. I was his supervisor.
He watched out for every time I went on GMK and then switched from Andy 81 to Chinny and just said the opposite to what I posted. Grrrrrr
The Great Eastern
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Jimmy Hiils Chin ?
Otis
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The Great Eastern
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Having shared beers with you and Badger at the same time, I'm calling 'liar'!
eastwoodsdustman
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Bob bones club accounts and top trumps were great. Also baby squads thread on how to pull women was genius
Sky_Blue_Daz
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Bloody hell Otis thats some line up
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Fuck right off!
weecohawena
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Baby Squad pulling women is probably best of all time.
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Blast from the past reading this thread.
Who was it who had the bet with’Alan’ about it snowing and it hadn’t snowed but he claimed it had in Kenilworth (it was about 15 degrees and not a cloud in the Sky day) and the row rumbled on for years!?
Also didn’t someone slip up one night posting under the ‘wrong’ username giving away they were ‘Alan’ I think?
Who was it who had the bet with’Alan’ about it snowing and it hadn’t snowed but he claimed it had in Kenilworth (it was about 15 degrees and not a cloud in the Sky day) and the row rumbled on for years!?
Also didn’t someone slip up one night posting under the ‘wrong’ username giving away they were ‘Alan’ I think?
weecohawena
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Sure there was one where SBJon wanted to row Killer87 or Killerrumble. HackneyFox was a regular I remember
usskyblue
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The snow thing was with SBJon...I think. It was also him that started a bullshit rumour that we were signing Joe Cole on loan...years before we actually did.
Another classic was someone figuring out manbat’s login and going on the rampage abusing everyone.
Ring Of Steel
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I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Wasn’t SWP joining another one!?
matesx
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That Rob87 was a right CnutIt wasn’t just one person that ‘borrowed’ Manbats login
steveo1987
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Alan played another blinder on top of Coach and Horses gate with the mystery A road at Colchester..yet another non away day for him .Also Bob Bones went by the name Sir Bob Bones aswell
JimmyHillsbeard
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that was SB7Jon.
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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I’m sure it was on the way back from Colchester that ‘Alan’ gave up his true Identity!
eastwoodsdustman
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Didn’t Phil masinga being spotted at kfc originate there too
usskyblue
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Yes and Robert Earnshaw in his R8 at Asda Petrol Station
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I remember he had it in for a marvellous Marvin for some reasonIt wasn’t just one person that ‘borrowed’ Manbats login
usskyblue
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Ring Of Steel
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“the lights are still on at the Ricoh”
loved it when coventrycityfan said he was going to post up pictures of the Ricoh on opening night, and then put up a few blurry pictures of the bog wall and a few signs
eastwoodsdustman
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steveo1987
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Theres a few on here, Smiles, Harrogate, Gary CCFC forever and Wokingham Mike
matesx
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Yeah Phil was Badger, he told me in the Parkgate pub
Ring Of Steel
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Marvin followed Manbat onto the Oxford board once to tell his new buddies just what kind of person he really was, Manbat properly lost it accusing Marvin of being a psycho stalker & the Oxford people didn’t know what to make of it all.
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I was gutted to find out he was a real person.
matesx
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Looks like a monster munch advert
Ring Of Steel
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what about Royal_Navy, did he come across here? Another one who you couldn’t quite believe was real... but was