Yes very popular around the side.streets of Stoke.
Evo1883
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What about pregnant men smoking though ? It is after all 2021
Tommo1993
Well-Known Member
Have my children x
Evo1883
Well-Known Member
Spat my sticky rib pot noodle out
Sick Boy
Super Moderator
The worst are those wearing beanies.
Skybluefaz
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Local Facebook group admins. Usually a Karen with a God complex. "Just reminding everyone that it's NOT ok to leave rat poison out for cats like some kind person did yesterday" etc. Fuck off.
publican1990
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"Missing tabby cat, goes by the name Toby, 3 years old, Inverness"
"Shared Coundon hun"
Skybluefaz
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Thanx huni
Wyken Sky Blue
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Sbarcher
Well-Known Member
'ark at you!
SBAndy
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A swathe of Noahs nowadays. Shit name.
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Deleted member 4439
Guest
Smokist.
People fannying around with 10 different flavoured scratch cards come in all sizes (usually large)
Nick
Administrator
I saw one on a site with the name "Mrs Jackson" moaning about a dog shitting.
I asked if they said sorry, were they for real, did they apologise a trillion times.
She had no clue but it kept me entertained for about 5 minutes every time it got a nibble with her writing an essay in reply about how they didn't say sorry.
ccfctommy
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Ahh man, my Godsons called Noah!
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Deleted member 4439
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Well, it either going to be that, or Abraham.
richnrg
Well-Known Member
Why didn't you intervene?
while i overtake and give them the finger
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Had no idea what a smerk was, so
smerk - Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=smerk
smerk - Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=smerk
- The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament,
Tommo1993
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Reckon it could be done around Priti Patel. She’d have to be quiet though.
oscillatewildly
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Woah, steady. This is sure to get a flood of complaints.
Well, if not a flood then maybe two at a time.
Wyken Sky Blue
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Maybe she thought 'my name is Mrs Jackson, not Miss Jackson, why is he saying these things?'
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Wyken Sky Blue
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Apparently when Marcus Tudgay was playing up front with Simeon Jackson and Tudgay shot wide at goal he used to say 'I'm sorry I missed Jackson, oooooh!'
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robbiekeane
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Jesus
skyblueinBaku
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The use of the expression 'uptick' instead of 'increase' Where did that nonsense come from?
Wyken Sky Blue
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Wyken Sky Blue
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Wankers that walk around with their top off when there is a bit of sun
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Ay, leave it, in on the sofa like it.
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Well when you’ve got the body for it it’s rude not to ey
oakey
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It's the same with 'skyrocketed'. Didn't 'rocketed' suffice? How does adding Sky improve the meaning?
Another stupid Americanism, no doubt.
Don't get me started on normalcy creeping in instead of normality and schedule being pronounced the American 'skedule' instead of British 'shedule'
SBAndy
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Not heard “normalcy” and it sounds fucking awful. I’m also training myself to pronounce schedule correctly, got lazy and had reverted to the Americanism.
Evo1883
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Is it pronounced shedule or scedule in the UK