SBT Poets' Corner (2 Viewers)

[steve101]

When back on the pitch
In the Sky Blue shirt
Joy will wipe away
Previous hurt.

The fans will erupt
Singing your name.
The rewards will come
From the grit and the pain.

With the ball at your feet
Their heads will be messing,
Dropping your shoulder
And keeping them guessing.

The skill and the balance,
A short and sharp burst.
An assist or a goal,
Which will come first?

 

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[SlowerThanPlatt]

 

[Saddlebrains]

 

[Saddlebrains]

I genuinely think some of our supporters masturbate over some of our players. Jodi, Max, Baka etc

 

[Greggs]

Falls on the floor, ACL number 4.

 

[steve101]

I genuinely think some of our supporters masturbate over some of our players. Jodi, Max, Baka etc

Why be a mood hoover?!

 

[Greggs]

And what's joy wiping away his hurt with? Silk handbag?

 

[lordy_87]

Someone had a beer?

 

[Sick Boy]

Christ.

 

[Greggs]

Jerking off to Godden isn't the same.
Maxi Biamou the best player in the game.
Over heads kicks and volleys galore, I hated the French but now I like them more.

 

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[Saddlebrains]

Why be a mood hoover?!

I'm not the one posting love sonnets for a man we haven't seen kick a ball for nigh on 2.5 years you salad

 

[CDK]

Falls on the floor, ACL number 4.

Prefer the Monty python slant.
Always look on the bright side of life.

 

[Greggs]

Prefer the Monty python slant.
Always look on the bright side of life.

Yeah me too, but couldn't find anything to rhyme with python

 

[CDK]

Yeah me too, but couldn't find anything to rhyme with python

Lol

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

There once was a man named Steve
Who had Jodi Jones pics up his sleeve
He wrote him a poem
But Jodi doesn't know 'im
And that makes Steve rather peeved

 

[skyblue025]

I much preferred the 90's where things were straight to the point and none of this namby pamby bollocks. Nothing wrong with
"He's fat
He's round
He scores on every ground
Mickey Quinn, Micky Quinn"

 

[hill83]

Hey Max
Why you giving it stacks
Can you play the sax
Max

 

[rob9872]

There once was a man from Nantuckett
Who's cock was so long he could suck it
He said, with a grin
Wiping spunk from his chin
'If my ear was a c**t, then I'd fuck it'

 

[clint van damme]

Jerking off to Godden isn't the same.
Maxi Biamou the best player in the game.
Over heads kicks and volleys galore, I hated the French but now I like them more.

If you're not the next poet laureate I'm going to riot.

 

[Garryb80]

I see the biamou cult has opened a new branch

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

People really do go a bit pickled in closed season.

 

[andrew.roberts]

I'm not the one posting love sonnets for a man we haven't seen kick a ball for nigh on 2.5 years you salad

Haha but it's not technically a sonnet as they should have fourteen lines.
We should definitely start thinking about a Sky Blues Talk Poet's corner though.

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[robbiekeane]

My eyes are bleeding

 

[Saddlebrains]

You're all wankers


But You're alright

 

[covmark]

This forum gets weirder by the day.

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[Skybluefaz]

It ain't hurting anyone. Stop being a miserable bunch of bloody blokes.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Jodi gets the ball out on the wing
City fans all as one start to shout
Cut inside and beat your man
No one dribbles like Jodi does
With you in the side we'll never lose
'Cos we're the famous Coventry

All rights reserved #Harrywroteapoem

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

It ain't hurting anyone. Stop being a miserable bunch of bloody blokes.

Fair point. Ok, here’s one for Fadz.

He’s a jawline of granite and hands like a digger bucket
When the ball comes over the top into row Z he will fuck it
He beat the Jolly Green Giant in an areal battle
And broke Robocop’s legs in a last ditch tackle
Some say give him the armband full time and go a different direction
But Kyle will never top Liam Kelly’s erection

 

[SBT]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s have a new thread
About Max Biamou

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

For our dear tent pitching leader


O Captain! My Captain! our fearful season is done;
The fans have weather'd every crack, the relegation we sought is won;
The taxi is near, the I hear, the Grendels all exulting,
While follow eyes O’Hare’s heel, Ben Wilson grim and daring:
But O TWAT! TWAT! TWAT!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck Jodi Jones lies,
Another ACL cold and dead.

 

[AFCCOVENTRY]

His name is Sheaf,
On the ball he needs more believe,
But our fans have decided he’s next season’s fall guy,
Because our fans don’t like it when he plays like a chicken balti pie.

 

[SBT]

Shall I compare thee to a Harry Kane?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake when you’re released in May,
And SISU’s lease hath all too short a date

 

[Tommo1993]

Jodi Jones wears a twat knot on his head.
We should sign Liam Walsh instead.
You think we’ll sign Billy Gilmour?
Open the window, close the door.

(Couldn’t think of anything else for the closing line)

 

[Grendel]

I pressed play then stood up for 5 seconds and the video had ended