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skybluetony176

skybluetony176

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Marty said:
Control.
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So the US is in on it with Iran? That’s what would have to happen for it to work. Use an ounce of common sense and you can see that would never happen. Use another ounce of common sense based on that one fact alone and you can see that the conspiracy is bollocks.
 
fernandopartridge

fernandopartridge

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Earlsdon_Skyblue1 said:
No one is saying covid is a hoax.

Using actors to make videos that try to paint a picture to encourage people to get a vaccine is not beyond their remit though. Don't you think? I can see why this would have legs.

I said things would be extended by a few weeks and was called a conspiracy theorist. I even said I knew more people that had the virus now and had coincidentally had got the vaccine since. I was also labelled a conspiracy theorist for that. Now both of those things seem to be true and I haven't had one apology.
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Do you ever stop with the constant woe is me shit. Give it a treat
 
clint van damme

clint van damme

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skybluetony176 said:
So the US is in on it with Iran? That’s what would have to happen for it to work. Use an ounce of common sense and you can see that would never happen. Use another ounce of common sense based on that one fact alone and you can see that the conspiracy is bollocks.
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UK and EU, China and Japan, India and Pakistan, Serbia and Croatia - what utter bollocks
 
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Marty said:
It's so bill gates can implant his chip into us and control us to work on all that farm land he's been buying.
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Thank fuck for that. I thought you were going to tell me it was something we needed to worry about.
 
skybluetony176

skybluetony176

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COV said:
Control of who and by who?
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They want to Bluetooth you with the vaccine so Bill Gates can track you. I mean they can anyway through debit and credit cards, your phone, the software in your car, 9000 ANPR cameras in this country alone, Ring doorbells, CCTV everywhere etc etc. But…
 
clint van damme

clint van damme

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Marty said:
It's so bill gates can implant his chip into us and control us to work on all that farm land he's been buying.
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IfI suddenly find myself leaving the house in wellies and a check shirt with a bit of hay hanging out theside of my mouth I'll give it some feasibility.
 
COV

COV

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skybluetony176 said:
They want to Bluetooth you with the vaccine so Bill Gates can track you. I mean they can anyway through debit and credit cards, your phone, the software in your car, 9000 ANPR cameras in this country alone, Ring doorbells, CCTV everywhere etc etc. But…
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I don’t know why Bill Gates would want to track me, unless I owe him money as well
 
JAM See

JAM See

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skybluetony176 said:
Sorry Earlsdon. It’s just Marc Almond getting his stomach pumped after taking a line up of sailors nonsense. I can laugh it off when it’s not serious but when people start believing this childish nonsense and it is serious it boils my piss.
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Marc Almond? It was Rod Stewart when I was a lad.
 
skybluetony176

skybluetony176

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COV said:
I don’t know why Bill Gates would want to track me, unless I owe him money as well
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He wants to know how often you go to Sainsbury’s. Obviously he can’t do that already through your nectar card, bank card, CCTV in Sainsbury’s, smartphone, sat nav in your car or the ANPR cameras you’ve passed on your way there. Wake up sheeple.
 
Marty

Marty

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Deleted member 5849 said:
It might surprise you, but there are people out there who really, genuinely, think the pyramids were built by men.

BUT WE KNOW THE TRUTH.
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chiefdave

chiefdave

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I love a good conspiracy theory but on that chart pretty much everything above the leaving reality line is clearly nonsense. If something is going to be believable it has to be plausible.

A small number of people covering something up or hiding the truth on something is possible. Every government, scientist, medical professional around the world conspiring to create a fake pandemic not quite so believable.
 
COV

COV

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chiefdave said:
I love a good conspiracy theory but on that chart pretty much everything above the leaving reality line is clearly nonsense. If something is going to be believable it has to be plausible.

A small number of people covering something up or hiding the truth on something is possible. Every government, scientist, medical professional around the world conspiring to create a fake pandemic not quite so believable.
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What is the “Mattress Firm” thing all about?
 
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Here's a thought.

Only you (yes, YOU!) exist. You've been locked up so you don't realise that. In the meantime, bots exist to post on message boards and social media, convince you reality is out there. Simulacra play the parts of Boris Johnson on your TV, persuading you that you're governed. Others in on the plan deliver your mail, paid actors and more are used to fix your gutters, resolve your plumbing issues.

Nobody is out there, it's just you. This message is not from me, it's from those who want you to believe it's from me, because it's obviously so ludicrous you won't believe it.

But it's the truth, man. You just can't handle the truth.
 
shmmeee

shmmeee

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COV said:
What is the “Mattress Firm” thing all about?
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www.wbur.org

The Great Mattress Conspiracy: Why Are There So Many Mattress Firm Stores?

Why are there so many Mattress Firm stores? How did they end up catty-corner across intersections and in the same shopping centers? Are the mattresses full of money? Reddit users start to dig deeper into these Mattress Firm conspiracy theories, and we team up with Business Insider's "Household...
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Basically an international version of my conspiracy about the cash register shop on Albany Road.
 
shmmeee

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At a BBQ at the weekend and a mate started trying to tell me COVID was an international banking conspiracy designed to keep inflation down. I can’t even any more.
 
robbiekeane

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shmmeee said:
At a BBQ at the weekend and a mate started trying to tell me COVID was an international banking conspiracy designed to keep inflation down. I can’t even any more.
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Honestly one of my really smart mates and i close to fell out because he's insistent its a global conspiracy by world leaders to implement communism. People have lost the plot - its easier to believe something sinister is going on than to just accept the reality
 
David O'Day

David O'Day

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shmmeee said:
How do we know this Clint?

Because someone couldn’t keep a secret.

Also that’s not thousands of people.

Have a look at this:
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Basically the higher you go the more people needed to keep the secret. That’s not a coincidence. CIA ops and Britneys Dad are one thing. The entire worlds medical staff are another.
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The Beatles didn't exist! There's a great documentary about it on the iPlayer
 
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robbiekeane said:
Honestly one of my really smart mates and i close to fell out because he's insistent its a global conspiracy by world leaders to implement communism. People have lost the plot - its easier to believe something sinister is going on than to just accept the reality
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Comrade Johnson and Trump are interesting concepts!
 
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