The problem is you have no appeal - you attempt to be edgy but it fails every time. No one really takes any notice if you do they? You’ve been on here for donkeys years but you are really the Willie Boland of the group. An invisible irrelevant little man which I suspect is reflective across your whole life.
If you stopped posting in here no one would even know - would they?
Don't worry, I get my fair share of likes, but you're quite right, I may never have your level of internet celebrity, and I doubt I'd be able to put in the same hours as you to catch up. I know it's important to you, especially on those lonely weekends, but I just don't have the same need for it.