Soccer Aid (9 Viewers)

[Nick]

Gone a bit shit now.

The fuck is Judy Murray doing? What's Maya Jama got to do with Football?

Used to have World Class Superstars and it made it a decent event.

 

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[Nick]

The fuck is "Yungblud" and "Big Zu"?

Robbie Keane knocking about though.

 

[Nick]

Scholes and Rooney centre mid with Carragher and Neville centre halves.

 

[hill83]

 

[chiefdave]

The fuck is "Yungblud" and "Big Zu"?

Welcome to old age.

 

[clint van damme]

Gone a bit shit now.

The fuck is Judy Murray doing? What's Maya Jama got to do with Football?

Used to have World Class Superstars and it made it a decent event.

Maya Jama involved in anything she's got fuck all to do with is fine by me

 

[clint van damme]

Scholes and Rooney centre mid with Carragher and Neville centre halves.

Are you trying to write a football song?
Think they're supposed to ryhme

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

Just flicked over to this and thought to myself “Bet SBT Nick is moaning”

 

[TomRad85]

Soccer Aid usually attracts the most narcissistic kind of shitty celebrity.

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[Nick]

Maya Jama involved in anything she's got fuck all to do with is fine by me

Maybe if she didn't speak.

However, who's the England player with the hot pants? (I don't mean mark Wright)

 

[Nick]

James Arthur looks like a proper Sunday League player. Hope hes had a Carling and a cig

 

[Nick]

Can we sign England's number 7?

 

[Tommo1993]

Fat boy up front. I reckon he was a goal hanger in school, who’s generally pretty shit but would make out he was Cantona

 

[Nick]

Fat boy up front. I reckon he was a goal hanger in school, who’s generally pretty shit but would make out he was Cantona

Roberto Carlos? I reckon he's killed people.

 

[stay_up_skyblues]

Can we sign England's number 7?

Yes please

 

[Tommo1993]

Roberto Carlos? I reckon he's killed people.

He could put on a few more pounds and still look alright. It’s the other guy, who is it?

 

[Nick]

He could put on a few more pounds and still look alright. It’s the other guy, who is it?

"big zuu"?

 

[Tommo1993]

"big zuu"?

I’ll have to take your word for it

 

[Nick]

Rooney

 

[Tommo1993]

No.7 is reminding me of Dacosta, no touch ‘just f*ckin hit it!’

 

[wingy]

No.7 is reminding me of Dacosta, no touch ‘just f*ckin hit it!’

Yeah but who is she?

 

[Nick]

No.7 is reminding me of Dacosta, no touch ‘just f*ckin hit it!’

Not sure she's in for her football skills.

It's funny seeing "aitch" who acts gangster getting pushed about by a goth.

 

[Nick]

Yeah but who is she?

Apparently a "freestyler"

 

[Tommo1993]

Keano masterclass coming up.

 

[Nick]

How can a football freestyler not be able to kick a ball???

 

[Nick]

Fucking hell who's that woman for rest of the world.

 

[Tommo1993]

Hopefully Rooney’s enjoying himself. Been ages since he loved football.

 

[Nick]

That big zuu needed 2 footing. What a prick.

 

[wingy]

Apparently a "freestyler"

Ahh

 

[wingy]

Is Maya Jamma on yet?

 

[MusicDating]

I got fed up watching a load of unfit, wanna-be footballers stumble around in a facade of a football match.

I've switched off the Scotland game and am gonna watch the 2nd half of Soccer Aid...

 

[Nick]

What the fuck is this?

 

[TomRad85]

What the fuck is this?

I knew you'd love this

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[Nick]

I knew you'd love this

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It's embarrassing. Somebody snap the c**t.

 

[Nick]

Fucking hell