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Imagine the uproar if it was Noel Edmonds dressed in a capybara costume slapping Chris Rock too!
olderskyblue
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So, let’s have your best Jimmy Carr/Frankie Boyle responses to that slap if it had been them and not Chris Rock
I’ll start:
getting your wife’s name out my mouth is easy, the taste of her pussy however…….
I’ll start:
getting your wife’s name out my mouth is easy, the taste of her pussy however…….
You don’t actually believe this, do you? Like, this isn’t something you’ve actually imagined and you’re telling people is the real explanation for what happened?
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jimmyhillsfanclub
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So, let’s have your best Jimmy Carr/Frankie Boyle responses to that slap if it had been them and not Chris Rock
I’ll start:
getting your wife’s name out my mouth is easy, the taste of her pussy however…….
I'd go with something like: "Wow...and I thought it was your wife that was the slapper...."
Edited in case it looked like I was calling the wife of olderskyblue a slapper.
That was not my intention
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Sky Blue Pete
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Good point about comedians pushing boundaries but maybe when people have paid to watch them rather than at these events. Interesting how much of a laugh he got at her expense
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It's when it's personally directed at you or your family, that's lazy and going for a cheap laugh at best, mean at worst.
stay_up_skyblues
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So, let’s have your best Jimmy Carr/Frankie Boyle responses to that slap if it had been them and not Chris Rock
I’ll start:
getting your wife’s name out my mouth is easy, the taste of her pussy however…….
In keeping with his subject matter:
Don’t give Will a hard time guys, you’d be pissed too if your wife has more hair on her fanny than on her head.
Marty
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Our wife.
Ccfcisparks
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If only Ricky Gervais was hosting...
Liquid Gold
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100% approval rating for whoever slaps him
MusicDating
Euro 2016 Prediction League Champion!!
Marty
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He probably thinks 'back to the future' is real.
duffer
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Nah mate, you're just the one getting upset for being called out on another daft comment again. Bless. Try not to let the horrid non-racists make you cry, eh.
Mummy, call the waaahbumlance, they're all being horrid to me again.
Great Scott, Marty!
Probably? It was disastrous for Janet Jackson’s career and an almighty headache for the broadcasters, so I don’t see who would have wanted it to happen.
Or do you think there’s going to be a Janet Jackson-Justin Timberlake charity boxing match any day now that will explain the whole thing?
duffer
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In the meantime, it didn't look particularly fake to me, but if it was they could probably use a new scriptwriter and director.
And no, it's not right imho - it was a crass, personal, joke that certainly deserved slating, but not slapping. As others have said, it would be a dangerous life for comedians if everyone they offended could just pile into them.
And no, it's not right imho - it was a crass, personal, joke that certainly deserved slating, but not slapping. As others have said, it would be a dangerous life for comedians if everyone they offended could just pile into them.
Nick
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That's what they say about Will Smith's missus.
baldy
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I'm not & never have been a racist you absolute cretin - lazy moronic reply
Ccfcisparks
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WRONG IT WAS GENUINE, CHRIS ROCK CAN JUST READ WILL SMITHS MIND AND KNEW THE SLAP WAS COMING.
Because the guy who stayed up all night annotating a screenshot of the Oscars to prove his weird conspiracy theory appears to spend most of his time posting scaremongering bollocks about Covid. Bit weird you’d want to share his stuff, he seems like a crank, hardly the most level-headed source of info.
Ccfcisparks
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It was also extremely convenient that Will Smith could later reference the totally random event in his speech where he compared his protective nature to the character he played.
He seems like a really smart guy
I might pass on taking his thoughts too seriously if you don’t mind.
duffer
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Bollocks. You're just too stupid to realise it or too chickenshit to admit it.
Read what you wrote again, and try to figure out the bit where you embarrassed yourself. If you're struggling with it then I'll help. It's your pathetic fake outrage over what didn't happen!
