Doug King Takeover (44 Viewers)

[Brighton Sky Blue]

I think I’m vinaigrette making these jokes

 

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[itsabuzzard]

Please not anywhere near Thrupp on the Oxford. It’s where I go fishing!

You do realise what you've just done, don't you?

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[edgy]

Fascinating suggestion. One which I've just pondered. However I'm still thinking counter-balance.

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So Mr Red's legs are the pivot point. Mr Blue can move forward or back, enabling Mr Red to directly hit the water rather than soiling the historic brick work.

A month on and this still remains the highlight of this thread.

 

[ProfessorbyGrace]

Salad puns and canal shitting, this is what we’ve been reduced to.

Egg-citement for a Turds-day afternoon.

 

[jordan210]

What will happen first. Doug take over or prime minister

 

[BrisbaneBronco]

What will happen first. Doug take over or prime minister

Probably the ground at Warwick Uni.

 

[shmmeee]

What will happen first. Doug take over or prime minister

Id rather have the near billionaire as CCFC owner and the man with nice hair as PM.

 

[Deleted member 9744]

Lettuce pray that this will all be over soon

Olive life to the full

 

[Liquid Gold]

This club never does anything easy. Fucking bored of it all.

 

[rexo87]

I really can’t see this happening. It’s been imminent for 6 weeks


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[Senior Vick from Alicante]

The radio silence from the club is a bit confusing now. Is it due to negotiations with other interested partys or is it they have nothing to say? Shitting in a canal could be our version of poo sticks though, could be a new sport thats been invented through boredom. PUSB

 

[Grendel]

I really can’t see this happening. It’s been imminent for 6 weeks


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It probably will. The real issue is the vision king then sets out.

it seems very flat somehow

 

[robbiethemole]

You do realise what you've just done, don't you?

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Prime target?

 

[robbiethemole]

Are they the best of the jokes? The salad cream of the crop

 

[Cata]

Lettuce pray that this will all be over soon

no chance, it's just the tip of the iceberg!

 

[Sbarcher]

no chance, it's just the tip of the iceberg!

I heard we are after Diego COSta.

 

[napolimp]

Was national salad day yesterday or today? As I've got a radicchio-lous amount of puns. They'll make you want to kale up and die.

 

[wal3590]

Are they the best of the jokes? The salad cream of the crop

Not mushroom for anymore

 

[itsabuzzard]

No. 1, though No. 2 would be more appropriate.

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[stevefloyd]

Someone needs a rocket after all these crap jokes

 

[CovLis86]

We need to have faith in our new re-crouton department

 

[Deleted member 5849]

It probably will. The real issue is the vision king then sets out.

it seems very flat somehow

I'd go for 'realistic'.

 

[itsabuzzard]

Was national salad day yesterday or today? As I've got a radicchio-lous amount of puns. They'll make you want to kale up and die.

Given the tremendous response on this thread, I can break the fantastic news that the UN has just declared 2023 as World Word Salad Year.

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[Sky Blue Harry H]

Given the tremendous response on this thread, I can break the fantastic news that the UN has just declared 2023 as World Word Salad Year.

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Tosser

 

[itsabuzzard]

Tosser

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Didn't take long for this thread to revert to the norm.

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[robbiethemole]

So, has he taken over yet or not???

 

[the rumpo kid]

No, he's not going to, it's all a load of radish !

 

[BackRoomRummermill]

So, has he taken over yet or not???

No one knows - a couple of itk surfaced then disappeared

 

[alexccfc99]

It would appear Doug’s mother passed away over the holidays - This would explain why he was absent from festive fixtures

 

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[SkyBlueSam01]

Didn't take long for this thread to revert to the norm.

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I carrot believe it

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

To bee trootful, I'm not sure how this thread has gone this way, nor how to turnip around.

 

[Bova]

I really wish you’d fuck off with the shit, and I mean shit, salad based jokes
Doug King where the fuck are you!!!!!

 

[Grendel]

I really wish you’d fuck off with the shit, and I mean shit, salad based jokes
Doug King where the fuck are you!!!!!

He’s staying at the Wardolf Hotel before visiting Ceasers Palace

 

[Deleted member 9744]

To bee trootful, I'm not sure how this thread has gone this way, nor how to turnip around.

Ah yes, that well known salad ingredient turnip!