Good stuff, I didn't see until now that it had already been suggested, only your post with the fees. Bit naughty that, especially as the club don't benefit. £8 per ticket rather than per transaction also takes the p but again wouldn't mind if it went to the club.
In fact if we sell 20,000 tickets at £8 that's £160k. Could employ a team of 6 on minimum wages for the whole year on that who could easily manage ST in the summer and get some benefit from them all year round. If you're going to do a menial job, what's better than doing it for the club we all love. Be loads of applications.