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skyblueprincess

skyblueprincess

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What Men Really Mean When They Say...


The come on ...

Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! Nice cleavage

Already trapped in a "relationship"

What's wrong? I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? Oh no! Not again!
What's wrong? WHAT IS IT NOW?
What's wrong? Quit whining!
What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
 
skyblueprincess

skyblueprincess

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Men are widely known for their straight talking and tell-it-like-it-is attitude. But sometimes, you gentlemen say things that we really do not mean. Things that more often than not, get you into trouble. It's written into your DNA. You have to protect your manliness at all costs. If it means bragging about scoring with a porn star you met at a strip club - then so be it. You never reveal the truth that we were actually escorted from the premises for trying to 'fondle' said porn star! So what common things do you say and not mean? Let's investigate.


I want to learn a new language. Do you really want to learn a new language? The majority of people struggle to perfect the Queen's English and the advent of social media sites such as Facecrap has only made it worse. You're not going to become the voice of your generation simply because you're talking or trying to talk Italian!

"I'm only having one drink tonight, lads." Men are genetically incapable of having just one drink at the pub! One pint quickly progresses into karaoke madness, arm-wrestling competitions, a quick fumble in the toilet with the porky barmaid you swore you'd never touch and ends with you declaring your undying love to your best mates!

"It's not you, it's me." This is the biggest lie ever uttered by man. Even us women have got in on the act and are now using it as a way to dump you men! The truth is - it is you but I don't want to hurt your feelings. You're too fat, crap in bed, you moan all the time, your friends are hotter and you smell really bad.
 
skyblueprincess

skyblueprincess

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He says: "I am so unhappy at home. I wish my girlfriend/wife were more like you."
He means: I want to sleep with you, and I don't want you to feel guilty about it.
"We should see other people just so we know we are right for each other."
He means: I think I am interested in someone else,But keeping my options with you open
He says: "You have such perfect lips."
He means: I cant wait to have them wrapped round me dick
He says: "Call me after girl's night out, I want to make sure you get home okay."
He means: I want to make sure you are in lockdown and home alone!
He says: "I meant to call you this weekend, but I lost track of time."
He means: I didn't lose track of time, I just didn't feel like it.
 
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smileycov

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Man says to wife, right you sexy thing get in the bedroom,

Ooohh, you kinky sod she said.

No seriously, the footie is about to start Fook Off!!!
 
Houchens Head

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
Blimey Princess!!! Who's upset you???
We ain't all like that y'know! But just remember this: When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 a minute. :D
 
skyblueprincess

skyblueprincess

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Houchens Head said:
Blimey Princess!!! Who's upset you???
We ain't all like that y'know! But just remember this: When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 a minute. :D
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I really did laugh out loud when i read this ......... Its so very true
 
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mustaphasbeard

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skyblueprincess said:
What Men Really Mean When They Say...


The come on ...

Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! Nice cleavage

Already trapped in a "relationship"

What's wrong? I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this.
What's wrong? What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? Oh no! Not again!
What's wrong? WHAT IS IT NOW?
What's wrong? Quit whining!
What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
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Yeah? Your point being what, exactly?
 
skyblueprincess

skyblueprincess

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Lmfao ...... S & M and what would know about S&M the most kinky thing you men do is press the buttons on the remote..... Smiles sweetly
 
Jimthor

Jimthor

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I think i know why Princess knows all these things about men.
According to the 'rank' below her username, it says she's an experienced player. ;)
 
Houchens Head

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
Is there a female version of a mysogonist? (Apart from extreme femenist!!) :thinking about:
 
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Disorganised1

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Love makes all things possible ~ not easy.
 
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