covcity4life
Well-Known Member
I'm really struggling with what to do. I think I'm going to go with the following:
1. Buy a ticket for the game but not go.
2. Put a bet on at any bookmaker except for SkyBet.
3. Buy a pizza from anywhere but Papa John's.
4. Start watching the game on Sky at my house and then switch it off 10 minutes in.
5. Go and stand on the hill* near my house and sing some City songs, ending with an anti-Sisu chant, to which I will give myself a stern look, before pushing myself in the chest and calling myself a f**king idiot. I'll tell myself to calm down and remind me that we're all City fans at the end of day. I'll shake my hand and pat myself on the back, before repeating the above but with anti-ACL chants starting the commotion.
6. Go to the Old Shepherd and watch the second half**.
7. Check if my bets have come in.
8. Go home and eat my pizza.
(*I say hill, it's more of a mound).
(**I will check the half time score on the radio first, and if we're not doing very well I probably won't bother).
awesome brian