Peter Ndlovu coming out of KFC at the Forum the week after he'd put in a dazzling performance (can't remeber who against) and my mate told him he was class. He had a quick chat with us then fucked off. Nice chap.
Down in Colchester the game we won 5-1 after a shocking first half when we went 1-0 down, we were walking back to the motor after a couple of pints and Leon Best was getting interviewed outside the ground, my mate turned round to him and said "Good game Leon", Leon went to say nice one and my mate quickly followed it up with "Well second half anyway.." his face dropped and I'm sure I saw a little smirk on the interviewers face.
Up Jumping Jacks for my mates 21st birthday on a Monday night and Hartson and Palmer were in there and everyone were all over them like a rash, this was literally days after Hartson had came out saying that he wasn't moving anywhere, even to captain Man United, yet he was telling anyone within earshot that he was off to Celtic. A mate of mine, who isn't the sharpest tool in the box, but can have a row, came up to us asking who they were. No word of a lie we told him Hartson was Mel Gibson and off he toddled to ask Hartson if he was Mel Gibson, I swear I have never seen anyone look as completely confused as Hartson when he asked him. :claping hands:
As the night went on and more alcohol was consumed people started (rightly or wrongly) getting a bit pissed off with them, especially Hartson, because of the Celtic thing and at chucking out time a few people were waiting around on Spon Street when they rocked up, with two rough fat birds, and a few choice words were thrown there way. Hartson didn't want anything to do with it and started getting in the taxi but Palmer, who is a big [Expletive Deleted], turned round to us and started gobbing off and said "We ain't just footballers you know" with his arms spread out, which inflamed the situation slightly and everyone ran at them, Palmer quickly jumped into the taxi and it was just moving off as my mate got there and punched the window through, which made the taxi speed off a little quicker.
Looking back it was just two footballers out for a drink and it was bang out of order but it makes a good anecdote.
I now follow both on Twitter I should really tweet them and see if they remember it.