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stevefloyd

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If you won the Euro millions would you invest in our beloved club or just waste it?
 
Hobo

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You could do both ;-)
 
Sick Boy

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Yes I would build a new stadium, invest heavily in the squad and impose life times bans on those who have been to a Wasps game.
 
torchomatic

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Ah, they wouldn't go anyway.

Sick Boy said:
Yes I would build a new stadium, invest heavily in the squad and impose life times bans on those who have been to a Wasps game.
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Terry Gibson's perm

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I would keep it all for myself I am much happier watching mugs like Sisu spending their money. I would buy a load of big houses,fast cars and have a monkey butler;)
 
stevefloyd

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Iwould invest in sky blue player and sit on the beach and listen to our failures while being massaged by some really fit bird with massive tits and nice ass and long long legs....no not a stork or anything Otis
 
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stevefloyd said:
Iwould invest in sky blue player and sit on the beach and listen to our failures while being massaged by some really fit bird with massive tits and nice ass and long long legs....no not a stork or anything Otis
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Depends how much you won though Steve multiple millions means multiple ladies:eek:
 
skybluebeduff

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Firstly I would right an open letter to Tim Fisher, just to tell him that "I'm now considerably richer than him" in a Harry Enfield way.

I would then get in contact with olderskyblue58, so he can help out with the legal shit of buying the club.

Then I'd announce to the Telegraph that I'm now Oliver Queen and I've come back to save my City. (That's for you Arrow fans).
 
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I would buy wasps and move them back down south and rip all that shit out of the stadium and make sure the bond holders don't get a single penny, then offer it to Sisu if they play silly arses I would turn the Ricoh into my castle so I could have multiple monkey butlers.
 
ajsccfc

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I'd establish cash incentives for people to avoid making vague thread titles. Also, tequila party.
 
chiefdave

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How much are we talking about winning? On the basis that I'd keep enough for myself I'd look into building a new stadium for the club. Would look to put some sort of ownership in place so it belonged to the fans rather than the owners of the club.
 
stevefloyd

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Depends if its a roll over or not somebody won around 84 million once didnt they? ohh my happy days how cool would that be
 
Ian1779

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Build a new stadium for CCFC
Sack off SISU, give lifetime bans to Joe Elliott and Gary Hoffman
Dig a hole in the Ricoh pitch and bury a Northampton Saints and Leicester Tigers shirt and cover it back over.
 
McLovin87

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IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!
 
Bantam48

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mclovin87 said:
if you can keep your head when all about you
are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
but make allowance for their doubting too;
if you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
or being hated, don't give way to hating,
and yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

if you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
if you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
if you can meet with triumph and disaster
and treat those two impostors just the same;
if you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
and stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

if you can make one heap of all your winnings
and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
and lose, and start again at your beginnings
and never breathe a word about your loss;
if you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
to serve your turn long after they are gone,
and so hold on when there is nothing in you
except the will which says to them: 'hold on!'

if you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
if all men count with you, but none too much;
if you can fill the unforgiving minute
with sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
yours is the earth and everything that's in it,
and - which is more - you'll be a man, my son!
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wtf
 
Bantam48

Bantam48

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Build a new stadium just outside the city boundary. Call it Sixfields. Or summat.
 
Skyblueweeman

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If I win a multi-rollover Euro-millions so won something ridiculous like £100m, I'd give £10m to charity, buy the Ricoh, kick Wasps out, try to buy the club from SISU, then sell to someone other than Hoffman, Elliott, Ranson, Fletcher, Richardson, Haskell 84th etc etc and ensure fan representation on the board of the new owners. I'd also name a stand (at least) after me for being so bloody generous.

Oh, and I'd also give Mourinho (I'd have appointed him by this point) some pennies to spend to get us up to the promised land.

On a personal note, I'd by property around the world. Each with a monkey butler.
 
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skybluetony176 said:
I just spat my coffee out. A VILLA FAN! I hope you do her up the wrong un while singing "shit on the Villa".
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It is not spoken about in our house or her parents as her dad is a blues fan, she is a typical Villa fan never goes to the ground, she once wore here Villa shirt at my parents house and my dad asked if she could change it and never wear it there again.
 
SkyblueDad

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stevefloyd said:
If you won the Euro millions would you invest in our beloved club or just waste it?
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Must say that's much better thanks for the shout out props for that. Much better title name than simply.. If. how many parts are you planning on doing stevefloyd If part 3,4 etc all if and buts
 
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