Jonathan Viera Las Palmas (2 Viewers)

[pipkin73]

Had his chance to go higher in the Spanish Liga Adelante to La Liga but he blew it. Attacking midfielder who can knock in goals. Las Palmas are a bit like CCFC, low crowds unless successful (only about 8-10K unless a play-off game). Living over here now I see him play and I really think he could be that bit of quality we need, scores and sets-up goals in the pressure games (could be our diamond/jewel player)). Still owned by Standard Liège but only played a few games for them as not up to that level. But like I said, attacking midfielder who can score and create goals at our level these days.

 

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[pipkin73]

If confidant I think he could play at championship level. Previous transfer fee can be ignored as he has flopped when he stepped up to the top level. Rumour has it that Las Palmas can sign him back for €70,000, but a big clause, if he sells for anything over €1,000,000 in any future fee then Standard Liège will get 70% of the fee. Means they don't pay his wages anymore but if he comes good again they get 70% of his fee (not profit, his transfer fee). Don't ask for facts etc as this is only a rumour here in the south of Gran Canaria.
Think he would be our star signing and if he flopped we would be back to staying up on the last day of the season (used loads of our budget as he won't be cheap), if he worked out then we would probably gain promotion about 2 or 3 weeks from the end of the season.

 

[matesx]

are you his agent?

contact: Tony Mowbray at CCFC

 

[Astute]

No thanks. Everyone I have met that calls themself Jonathan instead of a shortened version is a self centered argumentative twat.

 

[simonregis]

No thanks. Everyone I have met that calls themself Jonathan instead of a shortened version is a self centered argumentative twat.

I never took you for a Jonathan Astute, but you live and learn. One thing is this fella is not calling himself Jonathan it's the writer who is.

 

[Astute]

I never took you for a Jonathan Astute, but you live and learn. One thing is this fella is not calling himself Jonathan it's the writer who is.

A lot of Simons are simple. This one certainly is.

 

[simonregis]

A lot of Simons are simple. This one certainly is.

I'd rather be simple than a woosie. At least as a simpleton I can understand the tripe that's written on here.

 

[Astute]

I'd rather be simple than a woosie. At least as a simpleton I can understand the tripe that's written on here.

I should hope that you understand what you write.

 

[SkyblueBazza]

Is this a lover's tiff - or can anyone join in?

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[mrtrench]

I never took you for a Jonathan Astute, but you live and learn. One thing is this fella is not calling himself Jonathan it's the writer who is.

You're on a roll this morning. How's your TOP SECRET mission going?

 

[torchomatic]

Oi!!!

A lot of Simons are simple. This one certainly is.

 

[Astute]

Oi!!!

Don't worry Torch. You certainly are a one off

 

[simonregis]

You're on a roll this morning. How's your TOP SECRET mission going?

If I told you then it wouldn't be TOP secret anymore would it numbnuts?

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

If I told you then it wouldn't be TOP secret anymore would it numbnuts?

Err....its a shame you didn't think of that before you made a tit of yourself announcing to the forum that you & your imaginary friends have raised £8.57 & are going to buy the club......

....you're not related to Hoffman by any chance are you?

 

[Astute]

If I told you then it wouldn't be TOP secret anymore would it numbnuts?

OK. So how is your not top secret mission going then?

 

[LB87ccfc]

Snickers all round in this thread.

 

[Manchester_sky_blue]

....you're not related to Hoffman by any chance are you?

id forgotten all about him, wonder what he's up to.....

 

[LB87ccfc]

id forgotten all about him, wonder what he's up to.....

Nothing

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

id forgotten all about him, wonder what he's up to.....

probably polishing his £1 coin to see if he can buy any credibility.....

 

[skybluebeduff]

If I told you then it wouldn't be TOP secret anymore would it numbnuts?

You're using the same surgeon as Nicki Sinclaire did?

 

[fernandopartridge]

Had his chance to go higher in the Spanish Liga Adelante to La Liga but he blew it. Attacking midfielder who can knock in goals. Las Palmas are a bit like CCFC, low crowds unless successful (only about 8-10K unless a play-off game). Living over here now I see him play and I really think he could be that bit of quality we need, scores and sets-up goals in the pressure games (could be our diamond/jewel player)). Still owned by Standard Liège but only played a few games for them as not up to that level. But like I said, attacking midfielder who can score and create goals at our level these days.

I'd jump at the chance to move from The Canaries to Cov to play next season.

Which resort do you live in Pipkin?

 

[ajsccfc]

At least as a simpleton I can understand the tripe that's written on here.

You really can't.

 

[skybluedan]

If confidant I think he could play at championship level. Previous transfer fee can be ignored as he has flopped when he stepped up to the top level. Rumour has it that Las Palmas can sign him back for €70,000, but a big clause, if he sells for anything over €1,000,000 in any future fee then Standard Liège will get 70% of the fee. Means they don't pay his wages anymore but if he comes good again they get 70% of his fee (not profit, his transfer fee). Don't ask for facts etc as this is only a rumour here in the south of Gran Canaria.
Think he would be our star signing and if he flopped we would be back to staying up on the last day of the season (used loads of our budget as he won't be cheap), if he worked out then we would probably gain promotion about 2 or 3 weeks from the end of the season.

Dont ask for facts hahahaha I don't think you could have given us anymore apart from his mum or dads name , but yeah he sounds great , you either drink to much coffee or take speed either way I want some mate........

 

[skybluedan]

I'd jump at the chance to move from The Canaries to Cov to play next season.

Which resort do you live in Pipkin?

Pipkin you any where near anfi ?

 

[pipkin73]

In Puerto Rico so near ANFI, 10 mins or less.
Forgot I posted that last night, nearly a bottle of vodka and my head hurts lol.

 

[skybluedan]

I have a place at anfi mate an love to visit, get over quite a lot as well what's Puerto Rico like now ?
still places like Harley's bar up the stairs in town still there near snoopys and linekars ?
think I might take a trip in July at some point and maybe August

 

[pipkin73]

I have a place at anfi mate an love to visit, get over quite a lot as well what's Puerto Rico like now ?
still places like Harley's bar up the stairs in town still there near snoopys and linekars ?
think I might take a trip in July at some point and maybe August

Harleys is now called Riders because of copyright. Snoopys still here also but Linekers went years ago. Tropicana is now a Rock Bar.
Back end of the centre is the busiest part now as it's cheap beer. Don't go into the centre very often as it always seems dead. Europa centre at the top of the hill is busier these days. Mary D's and Barbacoa (the show bars are the busiest in the Europa).

 

[pipkin73]

Las Palmas promoted tonight via the play-offs.
People driving around with horns sounding, flags hanging out of the windows and just a great atmosphere.
Sold out stadium, bright sunshine.
Reminds me of 87, brought back loads of memories.

Here is the link if anybody wants to see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4pTV_CsBUY

and back on topic, Viera played