Recent content by itsabuzzard

OK, but the pedant in me would prefer those entries to be marked <0.1% rather than zero. Guess that would fuck up the narrative though...

Ouch!

How can Swansea, Norwich and Sheff Weds be on 0% in the Relegation Chances column and be in the (yellow) Can be promoted or relegated category? And how come QPR are on 0% in the Relegation Chances column and be in the (yellow) Can he relegated category?

Wilder and Hamer.

You're a dab hand at this.

Never tire of watching this. Just fucking great.

A man of few words.

I'd ask her to come back in a City shirt.

Edgy.

Don't do yourself down.

I doubt your resolve would be quite so stiff if Beyonce handed to you, dressed in nothing but a negligee.

Might be more appropriate if it was a throstle.

Not everyone has their finger on the pulse in quite the same way you do.

So a pretty pointless exercise then?

Has he tried pinching Collins?