SBT Virtual Bookies (2 Viewers)

Nick said:

If only it was real money!

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If only it was real money I wouldn't have put over a thousand quid on Spain today.

I'm hoping the bets on the earlier matches are settled nice and early as I'm out of cash to put a bet on the Spain game. Unless everyone likes this post and gives me credit. I'll pimp myself out for likes.

I will triple like for a blowie.

Otis said:

I will triple like for a blowie.

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No wonder bookies are rolling in it and sponsoring/advertising everywhere

Nick said:

Over a grand on to get about 200 back? It's a good job it isnt

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That's the problem - someone gets a big win, then bets a chunk of it on an odds on as they think it's an easy way of topping it up - then sooner or later that goes t*ts up and they start chasing the bit they've lost (can you tell I've been there?!)

Rich said:

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So, yes or no and do you want me standing up or down on my knees?

I apear to be in negative balance !

jordan210 said:

I apear to be in negative balance !

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That's cause you keep making crap posts and us mods take credit away for bad contributions.

Maybe betting £50 on over 2.5 was a bad idea...

Seb said:

Maybe betting £50 on over 2.5 was a bad idea...

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Depends if you were putting that on Russia or Portugal.

Rich said:

That's cause you keep making crap posts and us mods take credit away for bad contributions.

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And yet seemingly, I am somehow still in credit.

Weird, eh!

Rich said:

That's cause you keep making crap posts and us mods take credit away for bad contributions.

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I beat Nick to the Dom Hyam post yet mine was deleted

Will just have to post some more crap to get back in to credit

up to 60 for myself not too shabby these over and under bets are coming in for me ha

Rich said:

Depends if you were putting that on Russia or Portugal.

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Yeh it was Portugal, thought after Ronaldo scored it would be a bit of a goal fest

I'm not very good at this betting malarkey! I'm down to 62p! No...………. 'ang on! I've mysteriously jumped up to £2.12! :joyful: :joyful: :joyful:

Otis said:

If only it was real money I wouldn't have put over a thousand quid on Spain today.

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Half time 0.0
If only you could cover the bet Otis.

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT said:

Half time 0.0
If only you could cover the bet Otis.

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That's the thing with virtual money. You don't give a monkey's chuff!

Hardly going to lose sleep over being a grand light of money I don't actually have.

On the other hand, I might now just go a crack open a can of virtual beer, before then proceeding to make love to a pretend Lauren Cohan.

Houchens Head said:

I'm not very good at this betting malarkey! I'm down to 62p! No...………. 'ang on! I've mysteriously jumped up to £2.12! :joyful: :joyful: :joyful:

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A certain irony that posting to say you have no cash gets you cash (I have no cash either )

Otis said:

On the other hand, I might now just go a crack open a can of virtual beer, before then proceeding to make love to a pretend Lauren Cohan.

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Lucky, Lucky.

Err.....I just cracked open my beer and it is virtually empty.

So just cracked open another one.

Otis said:

So just cracked open another one.

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It's not all it's cracked up to be!!
Did you know the beer is going to get flat as there is a Carbon dioxide shortage.
Get the tinnies in now before the drought!!

wingy said:

It's not all it's cracked up to be!!
Did you know the beer is going to get flat as there is a Carbon dioxide shortage.
Get the tinnies in now before the drought!!

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Does virtual beer still have bubbles?

Otis on a grand already but has some catching up to do to reach Newsbot who has two grand to his name :woot:

Damn that Mr. Bot!!

Thing is though, I do have over a grand, but that's just been earned through posts and I haven't actually made a single bet at all at the bookies.

Quite like the under/over betting although having had a pop on under 2.5 for Denmark Australia it's kinda weird watching the 2nd half hoping neither team will score!

@Nick Has Sterling been deliberately omitted from the first goalscorer odds?

Nick said:

Ah shit, I copied them from odds checker

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Ha, just thought you were being funny after his last game!

Nick said:

Added a few in

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Yeah, I wanted to bet and the player I wanted wasn't there.

He's not even in Russia, but still.

Takes a while to settle, init