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  1. dutchman

    Thread for the Oldies

    "Kershaw's"
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    Thread for the Oldies

    The first place I lived in England (in Earlsdon) had no electricity upstairs but it did have an upstairs bathroom which was a rare luxury at the time. The water was heated by a huge geyser lit with a flamethrower. After turning on the gas you pivoted the flamethrower outwards to light the nozzle...
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    Thread for the Oldies

    Lucky to have their own toilet! Many of my friends lived in the courtyards of Coventry and had to share an outside toilet with several other families. The kitchen sink emptied into a gulley in the courtyard and in summer it stank beyond belief.
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    Dogecoin

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    Evil Fuckers

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/2021/dec/03/how-much-did-lockdown-help-arthur-labinjo-hughes-killers-escape-notice
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    Things that annoy you

    Being stuck behind a customer at a supermarket checkout while they fiddle with their mobile phone trying to find the app which qualifies for some discount or other. :mad:
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    Mistaken song lyrics

    "Taking a trip up to Africa, Benny" (Abergavenny)
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    Things that annoy you

    Black Friday sale announcements. My inbox is full of them.
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    What are you currently listening to?

    I've no idea why this Marty Wilde suddenly song popped back into my head after 53 years? It was played a lot on the radio at the time but was only ever a big hit in Dutch-speaking countries, possibly assisted by the Dutch-language service of Radio Luxembourg.
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    Liverpool Womens Hospital

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    Things that annoy you

    Don't get me started, I still haven't forgiven them for changing the recipe and packaging of their Lincolnshire sausages twenty years ago. :mad:
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    Things that annoy you

    Also call-outs to fuel-system cleaning service vans I believe? Spotted one outside a neighbour's home the other day.
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    Things that annoy you

    When I left home last night I noticed the neighbour's gate had been opened for no good reason. Since they aren't there I closed it for them. When I returned home later it had been opened again! Why would anyone do that other than to annoy me?
  14. dutchman

    Things that annoy you

    I doubt that very much. Many people will be having fireworks on Saturday and there's a public display at the Butts Park Arena on Sunday Night.
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    The Queen

    Spot on! Technically, "Princess Elizabeth, Duchess of Edinburgh."
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    The Queen

    Sorry to stray off-topic but what was Her Majesty's officlal title BEFORE she became Queen? (I only found out by accident so don't bother Googling it) PS: It's pretty obvious once you've been told. 😜
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    Things that annoy you

    The word is 'farrier', you illiterate c**t! ;)
  18. dutchman

    Things that annoy you

    Predictive search engines. Was searching Google this evening for something to do with Strictly Come Dancing and as soon as I typed the letters "STR" Google suggested "stray kids". You have to wonder just how many Google users are looking for stray kids for it to be top of their search suggestions?
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    Alec Baldwin

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/assistant-director-who-handled-alec-baldwins-gun-was-fired-in-2019-over-another-accidental-discharge-01635209073?mod=mw_latestnews
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