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Lots of farmland in flooded areas put way behind in getting season ready.

I just check on the daily mails virus updates as it's similar to following the cricket scores. China lead, Italy are 2nd with the UK in mid table on 674 for 11.

Erm, is it the A14?

No, of course not, it's to wipe all their tears away when everybody else is dead.

I'm hoarding labrador puppies

Apparently if you wrap yourself up in toilet roll so you look like some sort of andrex mummy and sing happy birthday you are immune from covid 19 .

But on the upside, wasps.

I wouldn't worry too much, in 6 months time £€$ will be worthless, the futures currency is toilet rolls.

Culture Shock from late 1980's, THE best live band I've ever seen, punk played in a ska stylee.

Sorry shmmee, I will try and work at being more comical, or stop posting after drinking alcohol.

Well me and my cov supporting mates who are all usually texting each other throughout the game have decided to carry on with the old "let's pretend we scored a goal". I predict a 63-0 battering tomorrow afternoon.

Thanks for all your advice and kind words, but fuck it, I'm going and bringing my dad with me, it'll be his first match as he hates football, in fact he hates almost everything. So we will meet you all at the burger van at 14:00.

Thanks Mark, I know that I could never forgive myself if I had to pass through the oncology unit after attending a football match. I'm still trying to encourage other family members to cover me for the next 14 days though.

PS....I'm trying to feel quite upbeat that Boris will keep us all safe.

When we are all on isolation Didn't the Argentinian league do that when one of their big teams get relegated recently?

Cheers Nick, I'm getting massive pressure from friends to attend, "could be last game" etc. I'm not the only one out of our group that are caring for parents, two are looking after parents with dementia but dont seem to realise that Corona virus + lungue cancer = certain painful death.

But, and this is a big but that I cannot deny, my father has stage 4 lungue cancer and i have to take him for chemotherapy on Wednesday. Should I stay I should I go?

Thanks for your quick replies. The football authorities reckon it's safe for us all to gather, but what's the wider wisdom of the sbt?

I've just finished work and have yet to trawel through the countless pages on the Corona virus and haven't heard Boris's statement either. Is it safe to go on Saturday?