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from the way our mangers pick the team, his ratio is set to be lower this season as he'll stay put on 4 goals and play all remaining 9 games!

Will be going on a tour of the Fuller's Brewery today, maybe a few Guinnesses later on my Irish local. Got a mate coming over who likes a few beers, the mrs is away, MK tomorrow - you get the picture.

CityAM and how it's always yakking on about fintech startups

Well in fairness our home end is closed to all fans, apart from yoy apparently

I actually use the same scales every time in my local branch of Boots.

We'll win 0-0???? I just Googled it and there isn't a Pretenders song called Tight Affair, btw

According to the set of scales i use, i lost 5 lbs between monday and today. Have taken up 6 mile bike rides during my lunch hour every day this week to try to help burn the flab.

Sorry, that was criminal. Quite literally, i should be back on the chain gang for that one

I wouldn't.

I'd have them both in the team.

With puns like, you ought to have someone to slap you on the beHynde

I that's the weekend Sheff U weekend, be it our game on the Friday night (which we will surely lose) or the following day when other teams pick up enough points to drag the safety mark over the horizon. Careful mate, that'll be us next season. Glass houses and all that.

Don't get me wrong, that's a bad pun......

1) only a single point earned this season from games where we've conceded the first goal 2) only one away win 3) more wins in the Checkatrade Trophy than in the league 4) worst goal difference in the league 5) 4 different managers 6) highest scorer this season currently at the club is Willis 7)...

I'm going to this one and have been looking forward to it for a while. Seems a shame that we won't get the same support as we had on any of our previous three visits there, as on all three occasions we were in various shades of bother either on or off the pitch. It's only just down the Motorway...

You might even say that, if we do win, we'll be the Talk of the Town.... OK, sorry, I know it doesn't work as Cov is a city not a town!

If only we weren't completely shit, bottom of the league and lacking in any confidence whatsoever.

I had completely forgotten until just then that both of them are (nominally at least) still on our books. 2. One each for the seasons he has been with us.

I don't rate Ruben but his has scored nearly as many for us this season as the rest of the current squad (4 i think). Top scorer is Willis (LOL) with a paltry 5. Even Haynes has 4. Needless to say, most of those were in cup games!

It would take a freakish combination of results for us to be relegated by Wembley. But my view is that it will be immediately afterwards that the coup de grace arrives; the Sheff U game will be a defeat probably and that'll see it confirmed.