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Clearly we will be signing below average Championship players then

Or the ashtray

Haunts me to this day.

Extremely sad news. RIP fella.

I want to know which scally stole the roof off the bus in the first place.

Because it’s raining

This time next year Rodney we will be millionaires

We have our quota of Jordan’s. Move on

New Castle United?

Charlton

Morton looked good? Surprise surprise Sky named him man of match because he scored two goals. First goal hit him in the head and went in. He knew nothing about it. Second goal was a tap in on the goal line. Greedy bastard then shot when he should have squared it to his unmarked team mate...

Peterborough have a great track record for unearthing striking talent. Make of that what you will.

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Is he a sweeper?

Do the play in bleu Do they play in bleu ciel monsieur?

Statues are so outdated they’re being torn down and thrown away elsewhere. What about a knighthood?

Breaking news - meeting delayed Rick Parry rushed to A&E to get splinters taken out of his arse.

And lives alone

I’m not understanding why you are getting so excited about your money going up in smoke.

The Gateman will tell him