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It’s the way it’s always been with England Managers. The preference is to pick from the top four teams. If Maddison moves to Man United he will be in the starting eleven. It’s the same with the age groups. Average youngsters get picked based on the fact they play for one of the top sides. Better...

If that’s the best you’ve got don’t bother booking a slot at the Edinburgh fringe

Bloody hell I will sue them for copyright. I didn’t give them permission to use my mugshot.

What’s that a coffee shop?

Shivers and aches? Surely it’s twist and shout!

Sounds like a scene out of a Simon Pegg movie.

Thigh injury

MR the man mountain that lead the Man U line thought he was lightweight. That’s a bit pot and kettle isn’t it?

Was the poster from Scandinavia?

Does he have a beard? If so he could be Santa

Does he wear glasses?

Why don’t we play Guess Who. I will start. Does he wear a hat?

BREAKING NEWS I’ve just heard it’s not Paul Pogba. Apparently he’s staying at Manchester United

I’ve heard it’s not Gareth Bale

Source?

One attribute- shot stopping. Two if you count he owns a pair of goalkeeping gloves.

See Burge did well with the Accrington penalty!

Half man half horse?

Petrol or diesel?

Cut out the middle man and put it straight in the bin