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A keeper who is more effective than a freaking garden gnome!

(First day in training) Adi: This is the ball. This is the penalty spot. Ball, penalty spot

What about Stoke City? NoStokeNoParty

I've got it as Slovakia next; then Italy or Switzerland, then Romania, Turkey, Netherlands or Slovenia for the final

Not going to lie, that's funny as fuck

Looked a pen to me, if onside

No idea why they are going for the "whataboutism"... England have been pure and utter crap so far, and currently getting worse, Southgate and the side deserve every bit of criticism. Coventry City make me anxious, England make me angry!

Still one of the worst penalties I've ever seen given was Preston away Kyle McFadzean: Attempted foul, now honestly, did they ever give someone a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Actually a cracking read, that Looks like everyone is pulling in the same direction and King is investing, even if at times it doesn't feel like it from the outside looking in. Exciting times! Agreed. MR created an ethos of "I'll deal with the owners, fans just get behind the players, it's us...

Genuinely read this as "build a big fence around Greta". Was going to say, I know she's a bit annoying but that's a bit extreme

"That's a JHPromise"? Sounds like a used car salesman that tells you the alternator is "supposed to sound like that"...

Have you got any on film? I'll go now...

Football peaked for my brother when we signed David Bell, all because of a game save he once had on Championship Manager

Let's focus on the positives, eh?

I'll sing this, as long as we change Latibeaudiere's chant to the tune of "Love is in the Air"

I will admit, I made a huge groan when he lost the ball, but all of them were doing it. Don't get me wrong, if we lost Denmark would have deserved the win, but our players seemed to shit themselves when a Danish player got to within four feet of them, not an exceptional amount of pressure...

Maybe, makes sense in my head anyway. It's basically a process of switching a player's registration from one football association to another, nationality doesn't really come into it. It's purely to ensure players, clubs and associations are complying with FIFA's regulations for registrations and...

It's not a visa or anything, international clearance is a FIFA regulation for all players who are moving to an English club from a club outside of England, including other countries in the UK, I believe

If you kids don't play nicely, I'm gonna turn this car around and there there will be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!